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HAHAHA, Can I get one of those ordered for my ex-wife?

If I knew he was missing I would have looked for him.

This has to be the happiest family in the world today.... Girl thought to be swept away during tsunami found alive An 8-year-old girl who was swept away from her mother's arms during the 2004 tsunami that hit Indonesia has been found alive and reunited with her parents, according to the Indonesian state news agency Antara. The girl, who was identified by state news only as Wati, now 15, was reportedly discovered nearly seven years after the tsunami devastated the coastlines of Asia. An earthquake with an estimated magnitude of between 9.1 to 9.3 strikes the coast of Sumatra, Indonesia, and triggered a deadly tsunami that killed more than 200,000 people according to the U.S. Geological Survey. Wati was in the village of Ujong Baroh when flood waters came crashing in. "Her mother, Yusniar, was trying to take her and her two siblings to a safe place, but somehow she lost her grip on her mother's arm and was carried away by the rushing waters, leaving her mother powerless to help her," the state news agency said. "Yusniar was able to save her two other children, but she and the rest of the family eventually had to resign themselves to the notion that Wati was lost as she never returned nor had anybody in the neighborhood seen her again dead or alive." The now teenage Wati was spotted in a coffee shop near her home in West Aceh, Indonesia. She said that "she had come [there] by bus from Banda Aceh and was trying to find her way back home but did not know how. She also could not remember any of her parents' or relatives' names except Ibrahim," according to Antara. She was sitting in silence in the coffee shop, assumed to be a beggar, the news agency reported. Later that day, Wati and someone she met showed up at a man's house. His name? Ibrahim. "After listening to the acquaintances account, Ibrahim immediately sensed the girl could be his long-lost grandchild and, after a closer look at the dark-skinned girl, was indeed convinced she was Wati who went missing in the tsunami seven years ago," the news agency reported. Ibrahim called her parents to immediately come meet her, according to the agency, and the parents confirmed it was their daughter because of a small mole and scar that she had as a child. Antara said they were told no other details about what happened to the girl when she was swept away other than she had been in several areas throughout Indonesia's Aceh province after the tsunami.

Posted the link on my facebook page this morning.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-things-that-will-make-you-feel-old

Look on the left side of the web site. There is a box that has Clan Members and Site Members link to all the people here.

SEVEN KINDS OF SEX The first kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you’re blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short while and are so horny you will have sex anywhere- even the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner a long time. Your sex has become routine & you usually only have sex in your bedroom. The 4th type of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you”. The 5th type of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon & Nun at night. The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you can’t stand each other anymore & go to court & try to screw your partner in front of everyone. Last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

Man, you got to be kidding me. Something nice came from Ebaumsworld? I kept waiting for some one to get hit by a car or a falling piano or something. But yes Pete, when we do good it will be returned to you in some odd fashion.

Then go make me a sandmitch BIATCH.....

OK, now I can say it. Happy B-Day Mr. Dos

Done and good luck to her. She is now in 1st.

http://torrentfreak.com/riaa-and-homeland-security-caught-downloading-torrents-111217/

DAMNIT Widow....That is f'n funny. thanks for the good laugh

Thanks for the fun XI. Damn I had a blast on the gladiator map. So much going on.

That was just for you BB. Plumbs and candy canes are now going to be the new topic on the poker table.

Hang in there Renegade. My thoughts are with her. I hope she will be better soon.

Welcome aboard

Good time all. Thanks for the fun.

Had a blast. Thank you all for making it a great time.

Wearing my XI shirt with RIP Killa on the sleeve. He is smiling down on us today.

OK It's time. Online with the radio and playing poker. Hit me up on Xfire to find out the table. See you there.

Here is what I'm going to get you for Christmas this Year....