widowmaker

hxtr WiZiD I said yes I would like to return her she dont work anymore. The expressions were priceless. That is so fucking wrong WIZ.................. hahahahahahhahahahahaha It's funny how much humor their is out there. People are funny as shit if provoked you can laugh all day. Improve is my favorite humor.......... off the top of your head per moment. I think they call that a mental disorder nowadays. it must be. they say i got a touch of that. i told them its all in the head. lmao

WiZiD Too funny. I hope you dont mind but I gonna use that. My trip to Wal Mart I brought my wife in her wheel chair to the service counter. When the lady ask me if she could help I said yes I would like to return her she dont work anymore. The expressions were priceless. When I use to bring my x-wife to yard sales I would introduce her if she opened her mouth by saying "yea this is my wife I brought her with just to keep from having to kiss her goodbye. The expressions were priceless....lol i don't mind. use it if you ever need it.

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten.........sive care, with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................This is ruff....lol still laughing .............

just found these and it reminded me of playing with you idiots i play with in ace mode. need to get back and play it more. and this is whats been keeping me away from that. just remember i'll be back. widowmaker>XI< >XI< for life

BUDMAN Merlin i did not see a bike ....... there was a bike!! lol. never seen it.

welcome u idiot. now get to killin someone or yourself lol.

well being all (thumbs) as you called it you sure can't win them all. lol on a good note. i'm doing alot better tonight. be in shortly and angel, i can hear you know (get your arsh back in there and get to killing. lmao!

welcome back. now get to killing some enemies.

it gets good at 28 seconds.

congrats

welcome casper. glad to see u finally made it to the forums. may see you in zombies tonight. oh check out some of our other servers also. game on.

i say artimus prime,

now that's f***ed up, but cool.

welcome. have fun and play fair. i'll be killin u soon.

hope it it's a great one for ya. happy birthday!!!

thx alot. keep up the good work.

can't seem to remember who,s over this but i would like to put in for my cod5 waw badge. thx for all the hard work u do.

awsome!!! looks good as always. beleave it or not. i went to get all of my halloween out to set it up and some one had stolen everything. now i got to start over.

we can't kick ass and take names,but if you take names then we can kick ass. just take down some names and post them and we'll catch them.

me too. i cant run it eather. cod4 is the best,but cod5 waw is awsome to. you should give it a try.

finally got it now. thx for all the help. see u in game .

i got my downloader to work right. i downloaded all but the all in one patch. is that all of them i need, and do i open them in order by number

do i need all are just some of them?