Artimus Prime

Rugger, Some funds are in your paypal account for P-man Rugger. Could you please make it so he can't set trips??? ... Well after the tdm tourney at least.... Artimus Prime

Hey Loader, You and yours will be in my thoughts and prayers. God will be watching over you and them. Artimus

Screw the COD4 and 5 servers .... Reload or pick up Cod2 for cheap , visit the Cod2 DM server and have the best time of your life. We love the newbys... lots of laughs and kickass players. If you want a great gamepad... pick up the Logitech G13 pad and go for it.... 25 programable buttons to play with. Cobined with a good optical mouse that has 5 buttons, you can do everthing on those two controllers. Artimus

Darn it Dawgy!! Now I am going to feel guilty laughing when I bash your little girl!!!..... You done took the fun right out of it. Guess I'll have to pick on the two dawgy JR's..... I know I will snicker when I gong their little noggins.... Ha.. Artimus.. Oh... She is a sweetheart!!!!

I Love Duke3D!!! Come Get Some!!!! Bring it on!!! Artimus

Hey stamink!! Glad to see you on the Web site. You have been a pain in my ass for a long time now. It is finally nice to put a voice to the name that kills me so many times. I have no problem with you as long a you spend more time bashing P-man and Gomer.....Yeh.. Yeh... that's it. You and I will get along fine if you and me bash Gomer.... but we should also bash Bart and Ted too.... don't want them to feel........ left out now would we.... Heh. Heh. Artimus

Hey Spartacus.. Great to see you in the forums... You are a worthy warrior... and fun to kill I might add. Enjoy your stay and shoot straight and fast. Artimus

Hey Gomer!! Happy Birthday to you ya old fart!!! What better way to celebrate your b day with your first bash on me... the elusive Artimus Prime.... You should get a medal for that.... You only been trying for 8 or more months... Congrats on the bash.... Artimus

PT-Bama Very nice rig Sun.. Kinda reminds me of my setup. I'm gonna have to look into that belkin thingy.. I've seen them in stores, but haven't tried one. Hey Bama, I had two belkins.... one lasted one day and the second lasted a week. I brought them back and got my money refunded. Now I have the Logitech G 13 pad.... It is the same as the belkin but I have been beating on it for 6 months now and not one problem with it. It is the cats meow 25 buttons and an analog joystick that can be set up as a button for the 4 ways. It is nice... Artimus.

Happy B-day P-Man!!! You Old GOAT!!!!!! Artimus

Hey Pharticus, Welcome to the forums. Come on down to the XI COD 2 DM server. You will die.... We will laugh..... But you will get used to it and have a great time like all of us. There are a ton of great guys and gals on there..... It is a steep learnig curve but you will enjoy it no matter what.. come on down and get bashed... Artimus

I also bought my first CL sound card and heard doom for the first time on my 486 SX computer....Used up many many hours of time with my two sons and I and the nephews playing all night on a null modem cable. The nephews could stay overnight but had to bring there computer along so everyone could deathmatch... Gosh that was fun... 1994 is the year I think. The Giant spider with the machine gun was always a great challenge. I also loved Duken Nukem 3D... "Come Get Sum" never forget that little sentence.........That was a great game too.......hmmm.. how hard would it be to revive those games online on a server?? Artimus.

Hey Ears!!! Here is to wishing you the best happy birthday you could have!!!! Hope you have a great time and you get laid big time!!1 (From your wife of course ) Artimus

X-Ray, I can't play the file ... It says This video contains content from Ministry of Sound UK. It is restricted from playback on certain sites. Artimus.

Hey everyone, I found CoD WaW for $29.95 and couldn't pass it up. I downloaded all the patches and got it working. It plays better than COD4 on my computer. Now here is the kicker...... I want to put my XI name into the player profile but it will not accept any character like [ or < > ] and I don't have enough room to put in anything but ArtimusPrime. So then I thought what the hell, I will go into the config file and fix it there like i did in COD2. I for the life of me cannot find the damn config file anywhere. It is not in the main folder... it is not in the 'Users' " player name" folder.... in fact.. I don't even have an appdata folder in my user name folder.....Where can it be.?? Any help will be much appreciated. Thanks, Artimus.

WtH Mal!!1 When do we get some action shots on that bike!!! You'll drop your shirt faster than P-Man lays trips but you won't show us a moving shot on your new bike???! I'm thinkin that you guys just pushed a new bike out of the Harley shop an sat your Blue jean Ass on it and took the pic.. That is a beautiful bike although just like a woman that bike needs to be ridden hard... Ha Artimus

SlowFry Just moved to Bellingham Wa. SlowFry!!! You have got to be kidding me!! I live in Lynden which is 12 miles north of Bellingham Wa. Artimus.

It seems there is a password on the server and I can't remember it... Could someone PM it to me so we don't get every Tom Dick and Harry in there?? Artimus

That's It!!! Okay everyone!!! Attack on the TDM server!!! No one gets away with stealing our Women!!!!!!! Tell her if she doesn't get back here we will drag her back kicking and screaming... Artimus

Yes..... You!!! Oh Mrs. Bill!!!! ......... Hello???? Where are You ????? Come back to the DM server!!! We miss YOU! Did I put you in intensive care with that last bash??? Seriously.... The Gang and I would love to see you back... you are a very fun and enjoyable part of playing the game and I am sure that there are many that will add to this post that feel the same way. Artimus

Please Angel!!! Come on out to the DM server. We love bashing..... or as you say...knifing people. You get with the right crowd and you will have a blast...We are a fun bunch of guys. Artimus.

Hey all you computer experts!!1 OK, I am not a dumbass when it comes to computers and I have removed my share of viruses and malware from my computer and lots of other peoples computers. I have now come across the ultimate virus. This one has my computer completely locked up. At least I think it is a virus. This virus or what ever you want to call it is a Windows Activation screen. It says my windows has been activated on another computer and I have to verify that my copy is legit!!! It wants me to fill in a credit card number, email, even the three digit number in the back which is a verification number for the card!!! I am calling bullshit on this one!!! I have a separate hard drive for a business on my computer and at this point it is the only way I can get on the internet since the other drive is prtetty well messed up... Has anyone ran into this before and if so how did you get rid of it ??? I have run MalwareBytes and it found 27 items but it did not fix it. Any help will be appreciated. Thanks, Artimus

Sounds like fun to me. Make it around 2:00pm PST and I can probably make it... Artimus

Hey!! Thats what I was going to say!!! Hey Window!! Nice to see you on the website. Don't think so low of yourself We all know your're not an easy target!! We might be idiots.... but we're not retarded!!! Ha!! Artimus

Them Flamethowers is fun!!!! I also love the fire grenades..... Artimus