JohnnyDos

IT IS MARSEILLE, France's second largest city! And do you know what is the second language spoken in Marseille? Well, yes: French. The first is Arabic. Give them Paradise and they will turn it to a garbage bin. Gaddafi said in a speech that there was no need to invade Europe, because in 20 years Europe would be Muslim. This from Ray: There was a report in the London Daily Mail last week (January 2014) that 50% of all babies born In the UK either last year or 2012 were Muslim. God Save The Queen!!!

HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU HAVE LEFT?! Watch your age in the upper right corner! Kinda fun to watch your age go up and down as you answer the questions. How long will you live? This is a calculator that estimates your life expectancy. It was developed by Northwestern Mutual Life. It's interesting that there are only 13 questions. Yet, they can predict how long you're likely to live. http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan

A blonde goes into a Tim Horton's and notices there's a 'roll up the rim' sticker on her coffee cup. So she unfolds it and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is car .?' But the blonde keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!' And she hands the cup to the manager and HE reads... WINABAGEL

Hey at least we're getting the map packs and at my end the game has been running great and I like it.It's only a week.

All I know and that is why I've been married for 40 years is that I will not be showing this to my wife LOL.This is what would happen

I didn't check either Markoff.So I wish you a Happy Birthday:

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas . "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.." --Al Gore, Vice President "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." -- Dan Quayle "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Feeling smarter yet?

I didn't do it that way Beers.I actually found out where the people live.BTW I like your new Sig.

CWSU National TAF METAR maps NOAA NWS This is the coolest thing! Just move your cursor over the map and see what the current temperatures and weather conditions are in cities all over the country. http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/zoa/mwmap3.php?map=usa

Only sissies used roll cages, safety harnesses, helmets or any other safety devices. These guys were nuts: Http://vimeo.com/20247765

50F one day yesterday 7" snow today 25F tommorow Friday upper 40's.Big Al you started the post but you have no location stated.I see Arizona,Kentucky,Illinois and the UK but you live where?

Well we also went swimming naked @ our High School.No big deal,and the girls took showers in the nude if they wanted too.How do I know this ?The girls told me.

That's real funny cause I took Latin in school.

A woman went into a bar in Newfoundland and saw a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if was true what they say about men with big feet. The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before." She told him, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself boots that fit."

Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.' AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

WOW!

Just talking about MOHAA one of the best games.No spawn killing going on there.You always had to bandage up and stop to do it or you would bleed out quickly.

Happy Birthday Thor.

That was a neat video ROCKAPE.I really enjoyed it.But your lawn,did you vacuum it before taking the video?LOL

I had exactly the same unit LOM.I loved their golf game,sub hunt,lock n' chase,treasures of tarmin,astrosmash tron deadly disc,night stalker,baseball,burgertime,boxing,donkey kong, pinball,hockey,pitfall,Qbert,royal dealer,hockey,skiing,utopia,zaxon shit can't remember the rest but I owned about 42 cartridges.Great little unit for having only having 1456 bytes of RAM:memory.I also had the 2 games you posted.

My 1st PC had no Windows,we used DOS so that is where I got Johnny Dos

Voted.

OK Markoff I still think you will kill me more,in any case the players on the BF4 Euro server are very helpful with helping you set up if you run into problems.Nice bunch of killers in ther.You will be impressed with this game,wait till you see the graphics and physics of this game.Shit blowing up all over the place.WAY! different then the old COD 2,4,&5 games.

That's it!I'm going to kill the shit out of you SOB.I'm a blind rookie and a bad shot.But I'm going to kill you.LOL