JohnnyDos

> An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather, Abdullah, in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. > > How do you like it here?" asked the grandson" > > > > > It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa. > > > > > "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you,since you are a little different from everyone." > > "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile. > > "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'! > > There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'. > > There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him ' Doctor'! > > And me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me 'T he Fucking Arab'

He was saying "caso" "in this case" but it sounded like catso.Funny

X-Ray come on in with me on the EuroServer,they like me there ,I really give them a lot of points.LOL.I even got a new medal for killing teammates.LOLI'm on early araound 5:30am probably around 11:30 am your time.Hope to see you.

YOU FUCKER WILDTHING. I never shoot the finger you made me do it.The photo was all staged,but I like it.Holy shit do I ever look old LOL.

BPD I'd just like to know how in the hell do you manage to break everything?1st your headsets now your mice what's next?Dean just find a mouse that will fit the palm of your hand properly.That is why I have a RAT 7 it is adjustable.

WOW!!! I'm honoured Rugger but I don't know about the most liked guy though.But I know I do like this clan and I hope I can be here till I die or can't see anymore LOL.Thanks for all the compliments and if it wasn't for you none of us would be here.I've met so many members at these >XI< Fests that I hope not to miss this one either.The summer would not feel right without having one.

You've got a nice bar there WiZ,but I like what you did for your wife,how nice.You're a good & kind husband.

WOW! Bama your cute little wife surely loves you.Happy Birthday to you.Eh you are the 1st and only person that I know to have a birthday on the 29th of February.So really you are only what 12 years old?(48) I'm guessing.LOL

Looks dangerous.LOL

I'm not like that,I'm more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D2x2MWDt24

So I guess they are all fucked up ideas.LOL

All good here SOB

Spoke-less bike is what I like.

I fucked up there is no part 1

Bike Pack GlassHolder Traffic Signal with Hour glass timer Solar Charging while Parking No more Blind Spots (rear view mirror) Wearable wireless mouse Hoodie BackPack Hidden Power Outlet Unique umbrella design Ruler with holes for precision Eco friendly Toilet Solar rocking chair Digitally precise protractor You will have no problem finding the keyhole For smart parents Bicycle Parking Digital Measuring Cup Built-in Wall extension cord iPhone Lens Spoke-less bicycle Compact Boots Digital Ink for Tablets Solar Charges + Window Stickies Knives Set Rubik's cube for the blind Zipper Ear Phones Self Locking Bike Calendar Ring Solar Powered Camping Tent

Bike Pack GlassHolder Traffic Signal with Hour glass timer Solar Charging while Parking No more Blind Spots (rear view mirror) Wearable wireless mouse Hoodie BackPack Hidden Power Outlet Unique umbrella design Ruler with holes for precision Eco friendly Toilet Solar rocking chair Digitally precise protractor You will have no problem finding the keyhole For smart parents Bicycle Parking Digital Measuring Cup Built-in Wall extension cord iPhone Lens Spoke-less bicycle Compact Boots Digital Ink for Tablets Solar Charges + Window Stickies Knives Set Rubik's cube for the blind Zipper Ear Phones Self Locking Bike Calendar Ring Solar Powered Camping Tent

Thank You OddJob

Nine (9) Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we adapt to them. But, ready or not, here they come. 1. The Post Office Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue needed to keep the post office alive. Most of your mail every day is junk mail and bills. 2. The Cheque Britain is already laying the groundwork to do away with cheque by 2018. It costs the financial system billions of dollars a year to process cheques. Plastic cards and online transactions will lead to the eventual demise of the cheque. This plays right into the death of the post office. If you never paid your bills by mail and never received them by mail, the post office would absolutely go out of business. 3. The Newspaper - we're seeing this today The younger generation simply doesn't read the newspaper. They certainly don't subscribe to a daily delivered print edition. That may go the way of the milkman and the laundry man. As for reading the paper online, get ready to pay for it. The rise in mobile Internet devices and e-readers has caused all the newspaper and magazine publishers to form an alliance. They have met with Apple, Amazon, and the major cell phone companies to develop a model for paid subscription services. 4. The Book - this one too You say you will never give up the physical book that you hold in your hand and turn the literal pages. I said the same thing about downloading music from iTunes. I wanted my hard copy CD. But I quickly changed my mind when I discovered that I could get albums for half the price without ever leaving home to get the latest music. The same thing will happen with books. You can browse a bookstore online and even read a preview chapter before you buy. And the price is less than half that of a real book. And think of the convenience! Once you start flicking your fingers on the screen instead of the book, you find that you are lost in the story, can't wait to see what happens next, and you forget that you're holding a gadget instead of a book. 5. The Land Line Telephone - only keep it for my occasional Fax usage Unless you have a large family and make a lot of local calls, you don't need it anymore. Most people keep it simply because they've always had it. But you are paying double charges for that extra service. All the cell phone companies will let you call customers using the same cell provider for no charge against your minutes 6. Music This is one of the saddest parts of the change story. The music industry is dying a slow death. Not just because of illegal downloading. It's the lack of innovative, good new music being given a chance to get to the people who would like to hear it. Lack of good taste, Greed and corruption is the problem. The record labels and the radio conglomerates are simply self-destructing. Over 40% of the music purchased today is "catalogue items," meaning traditional music that the public is familiar with. Older established artists. This is also true on the live concert circuit. To explore this fascinating and disturbing topic further, check out the book, "Appetite for Self-Destruction" by Steve Knopper, and the video documentary, "Before the Music Dies." 7. Television Revenues to the networks are down dramatically. Not just because of the economy. People are watching TV and movies streamed from their computers. And they're playing games and doing lots of other things that take up the time that used to be spent watching TV. Prime time shows have degenerated down to lower than the lowest common denominator. Cable rates are skyrocketing and commercials run about every 4 minutes and 30 seconds. I say good riddance to most of it.. It's time for the cable companies to be put out of our misery. Let the people choose what they want to watch online and through Netflix. 8. The "Things" That You Own Many of the very possessions that we used to own are still in our lives, but we may not actually own them in the future. They may simply reside in "the cloud." Today your computer has a hard drive and you store your pictures, music, movies, and documents. Your software is on a CD or DVD, and you can always re-install it if need be. But all of that is changing. Apple, Microsoft, and Google are all finishing up their latest "cloud services." That means that when you turn on a computer, the Internet will be built into the operating system. So, Windows, Google, and the Mac OS will be tied straight into the Internet. If you click an icon, it will open something in the Internet cloud. If you save something, it will be saved to the cloud. And you may pay a monthly subscription fee to the cloud provider. In this virtual world, you can access your music or your books, or your whatever from any laptop or handheld device. That's the good news. But, will you actually own any of this "stuff" or will it all be able to disappear at any moment in a big "Poof?" (YES) Will most of the things in our lives be disposable and whimsical? It makes you want to run to the closet and pull out that photo album, grab a book from the shelf, or open up a CD case and pull out the insert. 9. Privacy Soon there will be no secrets! If there ever was a concept that we can look back on nostalgically, it would be privacy. That's gone. It's been gone for a long time anyway.. There are cameras on the street, in most of the buildings, and even built into your computer and cell phone. But you can be sure that 24/7, "They" know who you are and where you are, right down to the GPS coordinates, and the Google Street View. If you buy something, your habit is put into a zillion profiles, and your ads will change to reflect those habits. "They" will try to get you to buy something else. Again and again. All we will have left that can't be changed are "Memories". And then Alzheimers will take that away from you too!

Looks like you had a real fun time and nice to see Markoff in a photo.At least I think thats him.(pin striped shirt)

Stupido bastardo,you'll probably fake an injury and see Dr.Summeroff and hopefully we'll see you again at our >XI< Fest.

I'm 62 years old,I worked for Chrysler Canada building big vans been retired now going on 11 years June 1st so I do FUCK ALL and that is the best job of all If you have a decent pension.I'm lucky cause my wife is also retired and has a decent pension.

I didn't know that either SOB,but you guys sure invaded a lot of countries.LOL