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JohnnyDos

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  1. You tried to trick me with Python Lee Jackson.Stewart was just a guest singer in that band also in this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKkKaeyytPc
  2. I need a BF4 medal please.
  3. This is a beautiful and powerful slide show presentation about life. After you're done with the first picture, just click on it, and the next picture will appear Click on the link below: As Americans & Canadians,we have more blessings than we can count.Merry Christmas everyone and lets give thanks. https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1IDN6GC5umKRIYBkHazM5yOxP15iC2w8FhS9we7zD-j0/embed?hl=en&size=m#slide=id.p4
  4. In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm saving Leroy. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
  5. This guy was so good with Savoy Brown. Savoy Brown is not the same withhout him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNEj9BwXc4
  6. Happy Birthday Frenchi.
  7. New 850 H.P. John Deere diesel vs 1800's steam tractor rated 18 H.P? It's all about torque and traction... enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FLQhvruimfs
  8. Happy Birthday DjMot (TOM).Have a great day.
  9. As we end 2013, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan ... Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. Oh, and by the way... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with reduced brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY…
  10. LaRSin,me and Chris live in the real southern Ontario,only rain here.You must live near London Ontario.But having no power sucks.Hope you get it back sooner than 3 days.
  11. Yes he was there and he slaughtered me,of course and so did everybody else LOL.It was a great time SOB.
  12. Here is one more: http://youtu.be/MVRGk3JueNQ
  13. Thanks Rugger for the " Killa Open " again this year.Loved the map selection.Played for 3hrs.Great to see the old gang there.Thanks to those who could show up I had a good time and above all a good laugh with you guys.
  14. http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2013/12/20/supreme-court-strikes-down-prostitution-laws-with-video/
  15. In other words "shove it up your ass".Too funny Keg.
  16. I feel fine.LOL.
  17. I know it's funny, I re-bought the game cause I really want to make it to the KILLA OPEN you NumNutz.So now I'm going to give you a big LOL and a Ha Ha to you too.
  18. Now "Awaiting for connection" even worse.Plus now no one is there?
  19. Yup still looping for me.Even with a new install,all of our other COD 2 servers work.I guess I'll have to miss this.So now I'm pissed
  20. Fuck it now I uninstalled/reinstalledmy game and it tells me it's not compatible with W7.So I just bought it from STEAM for $14.99.We'll see how this goes.I'd hate to miss this gathering for KILLA.
  21. Well SOB Tangmere is trying to get in and all I see is 999 for him.Probably got something to do with those iwd. files.Hope someone can help me and tell me which ones to remove.
  22. Mine keeps looping and won't load the map pack.
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