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Farmer John Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer. "What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?" In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign. The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, How's the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed. The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down.. So he drove out to Farmer John's house. His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. 'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'

They will not try it SOB,probably a lot of people won't be able to run it,plus it's not a run and gun bunny hopping game,a shot or 2 and KAPUT,plus of course team play and strategy and whether or not they get all the operators to try.But if your machines can run it give it a shot,the game has been great over the last almost 2 years,at least for me.

Worked here also and I have ad block plus.

Dumb but I thought sort of funny. Confucius Did Not Say..... Confucius Did Not Say..... Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left. Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. And, Confucius Really Did Not Say... "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Nice Spinpuppy.I guess in 7 years the next one is supposed to go over my city.I just hope I'm still alive,cause I'm getting up there and I've seen quite a few of my old buddies kick the bucket already,we never know when it's our turn to croak.But as of today I feel I can make it.

What ever happened to " finders keepers,loser's weepers".Plus Ayaq Guyaq look what I got for your information:4 US gal. = 15.146 litres.

Cowboy song for your Space Train Frenchi.

Song below years later and it's truer than ever. .America NEEDS this song NOW. The words are so fitting and the music SO powerful. Reply 30

Stick your thumb out and wait for Rugger to drop over and pick you up.Just be ready. Ha ha, sorry about that.

th e time. Far out man You had to be smoking the right shit at the time. Far out man. LOL

Well Freak,I have a Samsung SSD 850 EVO for a good 1/2 year now and no problems here.I only basically use it for my OS W10,all my games are on my 2TB internal drive.

Apology from an Irish Hospital...SUCH COMPASSION DEAR MR. MURPHY, We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the redness on your penis showed it was not cancerous. It was lipstick. We deeply regret the amputation. Regards Sean McGuiness Acting Surgeon

Sorry to hear that Spinpuppy.

You are right OLIVE,he is the same age as my oldest son,both will be 41 this year,so I know I don't look like a young man like him,I don't even have any hair on my head as you see on the first pic,then I put on my >XI< hat which is my cure for baldness. LOL

CRACK,no we didn't smoke up,Rugger had to be in good shape to get back into the USA,he didn't even have one beer.

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Got a visit from the boss yesterday afternoon,he's looking good and myself look dazed(as always). Very nice visit from Rugger and his wife Chris.

Won't let me upload my images? That's why the post with the same title shows nothing. WTF?