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Christie Palazzolo is a pop singer/songwriter from Windsor Ontario. This is the official lyric video for 'Alive Today', written and sung by Christie Palazzolo. Note: There were no geese injured or harmed in any way during the making of this video...
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Canada is getting a three-dollar coin for its birthday. They want us to pay $19.95 for this $3 coin.People will buy it,but not I.It is a 99.99 per cent silver coin.So shouldn't it be worth at least what they are selling it for?Here is the article:http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/canada-is-getting-a-three-dollar-coin-for-its-birthday/ar-AAnE0CY?li=AAggNb9
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I'm and have been retired for 14 years as of June 1st this year, so time is not a problem and thanks.
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There I tried to put them in their right spots and I might be missing one or two.Thanks for letting me know,and funny when I previewed the post at first they were all there and now when I checked back i noticed they were gone.I usually save them in PICTURES 1st then upload them,well this time I copied and paste and they didn't stick I guess.
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. ## IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!! A JOB,A DRIVERS LICENSE, WELFARE, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION,FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE ... and after 10 years of residency you get Old Age Pension and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!! Or longer if no one tells the government you are dead. MAKE SURE WE HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!! PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP, CANADA . QUIT GIVING OUR COUNTRY AWAY.
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. ****************************** *********** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.' ****************************** ************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ****************************** ******* A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.' ****************************** ****** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay. ****************************** A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' ****************************** Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. **************** ***************************
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I saw this "Bid to make Golden State separate nation"
JohnnyDos posted a topic in User Announcements
http://www.upwardpost.com/us-news/2017/01/bid-make-golden-state-separate-nation-jumps-first-hurdle They trying to be like Quebec over here in Canada or is this even true?Hope not. -
That was great Damage_Inc: Here is another I liked from Fallon: In this one he even sounds like Jim Morrison and musicians are great:
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DICE IS DEAD POST THERE
JohnnyDos replied to Damit1's topic in Battlefield 4's Battlefield 4 Discussion
Try RB 6 and SOB and me will TWITCH the shit out of you and you won't even know what or where it came from.Isn't COD 4 a very old game for your 144 hz monitors and super CPU's and all that crap you were bragging about and now you are playing a 10 year old game.So sad.Play a game where you die and no bunny hopping shit for once. -
And... After so many year, we are still trying to imagine,this songs is upsetting, knowing Johnny boy is dead and today we still aren't living in peace.It's sad to think that the world has gone the exact opposite of this direction since the writing of this song.
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They were one of the best bands around. A classic power trio. They don't make em like that anymore.
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Why are we abandoning BF1??
JohnnyDos replied to papithegun's topic in Battlefield 4's Battlefield 4 Discussion
I don't like the amount of shots it takes to kill a man and that he can still run at you and bayonet or stab me while emptying a clip into him,that's why I've been sticking with my Rainbow 6 where there is no fucking around with killing and more thought and communication goes into this game.Not for the run & gun bunny hopping type.Also lots of challenges and points to be had with all kinds of different operators.For me never a dull moment.All BF1 is a pretty game. -
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Deerejohn,I would have to think that is because I am 14 years older than you.LOL
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Post pics of your lets see what people look like
JohnnyDos replied to Stringer's topic in General Discussion
Scanned photo of me and the wife from 1974,Feb. 23. Now the hair is gone LOL.I was only 23 and she is still with me. -
Evil Women by Spooky Tooth, with Gary Wright, Mike Harrison & Mike Kellie Spooky Tooth are an English progressive rock band principally active, with intermittent breakups, between 1967 to 1974.
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What do you get when you put 3 geniuses on a stage? Answer - ELP
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Ripple these are yours' see if you can work them into you new system,for cooling maybe? LOL
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Watch this video and it shows how big it is(yottabyte) and what the NSA is doing.Tells you at the end of the video.(not very long)
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I listen to this show.Yesterday they said that every computer or any smart phone or device is being recorded. http://intotomorrow.com/
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