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Three Dog Night is an American rock band, best known for their music recorded between 1968 and 1975. They formed in 1968 with a line-up consisting of Danny Hutton, Cory Wells and Chuck Negron. The three lead singers were backed by Jimmy Greenspoon (organ), Joe Schermie (bass), Mike Allsup (guitar) and Floyd Sneed (drums). The band registered 21 Billboard Top 40 hits (with three hitting number one) between 1969 and 1975. It helped introduce mainstream audiences to the work of many songwriters, including Paul Williams, Hoyt Axton, Laura Nyro, Harry Nilsson, Randy Newman, and Leo Sayer. As of 2013, they are still recording and making live appearances.
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Forget "Jeremiah was a bullfrog"....this is Three Dog Night as a superlative group of musicians. An excellent cover of The Band's classic song done with respect and power.
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I'm digging the new look/feel of the website
JohnnyDos replied to TeknonTheos's topic in Website Discussion
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Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for "Medicare Plan G". The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week.
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DO NOT OUTWIT CHILDREN... 7 Reasons Not To Match Wits With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.' A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' O ne day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.' A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.' I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples...' ~~ I t doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.
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Read all the comments from the link in this post.I really don't care cause my AMD works just fine and I don't have that new Ryzen,but I am happy with my AMD 8 core 8350, 4 Ghz and my 8 gig RX 480 Radeon Video card,Intel was too much money for a retired guy.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/world/europe/uk-westminster-parliament-shooting.html I'm sure most of us know about this by now,so this is about the best I can do from here at home.Listening and watching news yesterday I agree that this type of terrorism is hard to fight against.A car that is driving down a road looks normal until it decides to plow into people.
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But twhat does,LOL
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I read about that also SOB,just thought people might like to check her old songs out.And remember "You have been chosen" on U-Play.WOW! They must like you to notice you.That's great,proves you are a good and smart player.(Off topic for this post,but not for my PM from you)
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I didn't know anything about who she was,but I went and checked it out and this is a good post.
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So i'm in Norway again and guess who i met.
JohnnyDos replied to TheCheeseyCrusader's topic in General Discussion
This link is good for my country SOB -
So i'm in Norway again and guess who i met.
JohnnyDos replied to TheCheeseyCrusader's topic in General Discussion
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Remember him well,that's too bad RIP 2 cute and Thanks for the info Papa Dean.
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It should be illegal to play Sweet Jane without this intro.Steve Hunter and Dick Wagner amazing.
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OK,I'll look for you and add you to friends.Thanks
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Just the begining for the Asylums',good luck with Stephen and learn how to clean and change the baby Dark,you got to help Lady Asylum.From an experienced father of 2 boys.Nice looking kid,they have no red faces when they come from cesarean birth they're really smooth.My wife had 2 that way.
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Join us in the morning,really early in the morning,like around 5:30 am or 6 am EST cause I play with the players from Europe cause they're awake.Look for JohnnyDos and Sonna and Nosjp and Kapt Krunch and sometimes Boomslang.(but he kills the hostage a lot.)Now,what is your Uplay name?
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Great video again Olive,I really enjoyed Mikes drone video and the sound track.BTW what is the name of that song on the drone video? I see that Sittin' can't make snow angels cause I don't think he has ever seen snow.So he made a Volcanic Ash Angel.Great symbolic symbol to end the 1st video.The famous >XI< which is becoming known world wide.All because you OLIVE. :cool: :cool: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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I've been there.
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He is a bone head.look at his avatar.SOLID BONE