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Dark Asylumn

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  1. And we wonder why
  2. photo of the secret xi bunker
  3. hey look at #30 its a plain xi when clicked it brings us here needs to be checked
  4. I love Fluffy he is so freakin funny bad boys bad boys
  5. and you know that very well could be true toby our dane triied to mount lady once while we were screwing. now he gets ushered out of the room and the door closed. was funny as hell though lmao
  6. greywolf2
  7. cmon Jesus hook it up Bring a sack or pass it back we heard about your water into wine how about some shake into kind hook it up I LOVE ralphie that fat bastard
  8. well once he has it by the nose it is pretty much paralyzed. but I wonder how he TAUGHT him that trick lol
  9. First Vehicle I bought was this Then I bought this one and customized it myself
  10. This is just like the one I had same color and all. it is a subaru xt6 awd turbo arh arh arh arh. nice care in its day. had a suspension that would rival track cars in its day. that sucker stuck to the asphalt like glue. I miss that car. My stepdad wanted the car bask badly enough. that after a week of me not being able to figure out why it wouldnt start. he offered me his newer truck for the car back. being 16 and not a mechanic I did the deal he walked over and plugged in a hidden starter solinoid and drove HIS car off to rub it in. later I realized that bastard set me up lol
  11. welcome aboard kush its really nice in here
  12. Bushape WTF. It is a bad as Jay Leno when he asks people questions out in the street. It truly is amazing how ignorant our children are these days. My grandson doesn't even have to take PE in school, and if they do they don't have to take showers. This stupidity issue is a common problem and it shouldn't be just addressed as the students fault for being that way. Someone a long the line is supposed to be teaching these kids. I am not talking about all teachers but there are lot of them that are over paid and just take up space. Most teachers are probably pretty damn good, and it is not just the teachers it is like we lowered our standards for what kids have to learn before they graduate. Near Seattle a few years ago the teachers were on strike until the middle of Oct.. They wanted more benefits and money. The kindergarten teachers were getting over $60,000 per year with full benefits and they wanted more. The teachers union is a powerful union and the teachers got what they were after. I don't know what the teachers that taught higher grades were getting. But they are being way over paid. If you are a coach or whatever then you get more money, I can't beleive that some high school teachers make over $100,000 per year. And still get 3 months off. Go figure. If they get paid that much then they should be able to make rocket scientists out of half of the students. Oh I forgot you have learn to tie your shoes first. It just hits a nerve with me. It was never like this when I was in school. Thanks for the post. Sorry about the rambling. it just depends on the area this area the pay is horrible my mom and aunt taught school as well as a few other family members they are lucky to break 40k a year and that after many years of service. Most places the teachers ar way under paid. shit if teachers around here were making that they would be in heaven
  13. Belle 66% income tax raise...... how the hell did that pass. Well maybe now they'll focus on real crimes instead of all the petty crap. yeah but I bet if they get a report of somebody smoking weed they'll be all over THAT shit. again I stand by my statement I made many years ago while making the long trek through IL they need to blow the damn state up and turn it into a huge lake. fishing galore lol. nothin to look at there anyways
  14. Lady has mastered them well lmao Housecleaning Hints -- Windows: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide ahelpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it anSPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. -- Cobwebs: Artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from thebulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If someone points outthat the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim"What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them and callthem holiday decorations.) -- Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against thedoorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffinghand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps outcold drafts in winter.) -- Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightlyinto one room and close the door. As you show your guests through yourtidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'dlove you to see our den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and theshots are SO expensive." -- Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showyurn on the coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wantedus to scatter her ashes." -- General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented householdcleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the airlightly. Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop anexhausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, I clean and Iclean and I still don't get anywhere." As a last resort, light theoven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, turn off oven andexplain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for afavorite charity and haven't had time to clean... Works every time. -- Another favorite, I think from Erma Bombeck: Always keep severalget-well cards on the mantle so if unexpected guests arrive, you cansay you've been sick and unable to clean.
  15. the link is at the bottom for the petition page Protect Civil Liberties: Don't Re-Authorize PATRIOT Act Did you hear that the PATRIOT Act is up for reauthorization? No? Well, apparently the US intelligence services can still keep a secret. Since it was passed almost a decade ago, some of the most noxious portions of the PATRIOT Act have burrowed their way deep into our legal system. A year ago, President Obama signed a bill extending three provisions of the original PATRIOT Act; last week Congressman Mike Rogers (R-Michigan) introduced legislation to extend them again. Together, these provisions make a mockery of our civil liberties: They let government officials spy on whomever they want, for any reason, without ever letting them know or giving them a chance to challenge the order in court. Enough is enough: Will you join us in demanding that Congress finally let these provisions expire? Just add your name at right, and we'll automatically send a message to your senator, representative, and President Obama: TO MY ELECTED OFFICIALS: After nearly ten years, it's time to let the PATRIOT Act expire once and for all. I urge you to oppose its re-authorization. Add your name at right and we'll deliver your message to Washington. Here's a more detailed article from the CATO Institute that describes some of the problems with the PATRIOT Act provisions that are up for extension. And here's an overview by the ACLU. click here to go to the petition page people lets try and put an end to the problems and loss of freedoms this act brought about
  16. NightmareXI WeednFeed - KFC our lost brother has been found! I know it is him can anyone confirm. Weed hilarious..... "It's just a fucking scissor lift, man" .......loved it damnit that was gonna be my quote lmao
  17. Tball Here is the thing the consoles are working just fine its the PC thats not working and they are doing nothing about it. The day they stop making the games for PC is the day i stop playing in all fairness my friend has it for the ps3 and he CI's once maybe twice a day lol lucky bastard
  18. they masterbated I mean mutilated the song but for some reason thats ok with me
  19. ROCKAPE And what were you looking for when internet browsing ? i would bet it was 2 guys 1 cup lol
  20. i have top secret on my favs and most of the edinburgh tattoo festival. when I was in the high school band (haha) our drums section was made up of some brothers with soul as they would say well the school bought some quadtoms and the 5 drum ones what ever they are called. and man you could pick them out in a parade a mile away. they were magical on them damn things every since then I have been able to see the beauty that drums alone can produce
  21. FUCK THAT you know I would sky dive done the sky coaster, up in the air about bungee jumping, but for the first time in my life my stomache dropped out several time during the clip. now thinking thats a pretty cool feeling, great, but if its doing that just watching it. I cant imagine me being able to move. I think I would be paralyzed with honest to goodness fear
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