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Dark Asylumn

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  1. we did have a video professionally shot so when we get it I will get it streaming so all of you can watch the funeral I mean wedding ceremony
  2. Morris I will keep your advise handy, maybe we will also fly in the heavens for 22 years. congrats to you and your for 22 years but her bottom really doesnt look big in that dress
  3. Idiot fits her well she kept trying to put the ring on my right hand lol
  4. well here is the first pic to be posted isnt she beautiful
  5. ok am leaving for the church in a few minutes when I return I will no longer be the same man. in fact in some circles the loss of your balls represents the end of your man hood and must turn the man card.
  6. oh I have that position down pat. she started teaching me that trick about 4 years ago lol. again thank you guys you are awesome and rehersal went great no parents got into a fight and so far no BRIDEZILLA to be found. what a great day
  7. 28 hours until the time to walk
  8. thank you guys sooo much. first off my feet stay ice cold year round so if I do get cold feet I wont even be able to to notice lol. her number is 1 day too late sucka. I am sure it is beautiful and it is the same dress. I will have to say she has been really really awesome through this whole thing. we have had our moments but thats normal. we will post pics as soon as we can.
  9. hey yall I only have 3 days left until I get to marry the sweetest girl in the world yay me
  10. well I am driving a 2010 f150 v8. the suspension doesnt seem to hold up to as much weight as the chevy but it will out pull the 350 any day of the week I hate to say this as I am a chevy man
  11. shit someone just hit me when I gave them that face I guess it scared them badly
  12. hey yall if you are looking for memory and like g skill you cant pass this up wow 16 gb ripsaw memory $149 till 10 am pst dont miss it http://www.newegg.com/Special/ShellShocker.aspx?nm_mc=EMC-SD032011&cm_mmc=EMC-SD032011-_-SD032911-_-item-_-singleitem
  13. Porkyxi 40% of what the government tells you is 30 %true.. I thought it was more like 99% of what they say is like 2% true I think you give them way to much credit lmao
  14. I mean really only consumers can take off that tag,............................... but what about the people who dont eat beds.
  15. I bought a husq. 5226 last year and I absolutely fucking love it my only complaint the stock tires spin on moist grass. need different tires. I already mowed the yard this year' lol had a few wild onion sprouts up and I wanted to use my mower the husks vary depending on grade DO NOT GO with a home grade or consumer grade, you want landscaper grade. if not they will fall apart
  16. A man walks in to a drug store & says to the drugest: "You owe my wife an 'apologize'. The drugest says: "I don't know your wife." The man says: "She was in here this morning when you opened up." "Oh", the drugest says, "First, hear my story." "When I got up this morning I went in to the bathroom to shave. Half way thru the power when out. My electric razor stop working, as you can see I'm half shaven. I got dress & started to leave for work. I had a flat tire, as I was changing it, it started to rain. My suit got wet, as you can see. When I got here the wind had broken my awing & it broke my window & my display case. As I was picking up the stuff that had been knowed off, I notice a tube of lipstick on the floor. I stooped over to pick it & as I raised up I hit my head on the cash receiver drawer. About this time your wife comes in a asks me 'how do you use a rectal thermometer'. "
  17. lol thank you Chavez
  18. Ok guys here is my sig I will be running for the next month and a half. it is our wedding invitation that I made. let me know what you think
  19. nice setup you might run into problems on that asus board with the gskill memory every asus board I have tried it on I have had to manually adjust everything for it to work patriot sector 5 or above, asus seems to LOVE just a note to keep in mind should you run into problems
  20. I had forgotten about Danger mouse
  21. i love the salmon comercial saw it many many years ago and still get a good laugh oh look an eagle
  22. whats up bigjerm
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