A man walks in to a drug store & says to the drugest: "You owe my wife an 'apologize'. The drugest says: "I don't know your wife." The man says: "She was in here this morning when you opened up." "Oh", the drugest says, "First, hear my story."
"When I got up this morning I went in to the bathroom to shave. Half way thru the power when out. My electric razor stop working, as you can see I'm half shaven. I got dress & started to leave for work. I had a flat tire, as I was changing it, it started to rain. My suit got wet, as you can see. When I got here the wind had broken my awing & it broke my window & my display case. As I was picking up the stuff that had been knowed off, I notice a tube of lipstick on the floor. I stooped over to pick it & as I raised up I hit my head on the cash receiver drawer. About this time your wife comes in a asks me 'how do you use a rectal thermometer'. "