Dark Asylumn

awww shit 27 lmfao!!!!!!!!

1 Thing wouldnt there be a gashing gaping hole in his scalp where it entered and if it was healed up then how do you go that long not realizing there is a 70mm long bullet in your head? just a thought from a simple idiot

well I will be in the process of moving back down to Ky in the next 45 days or so so humidity here I come yay ( I hate the heat) lol

Its beautiful in wisconsin also

Pickled capers lol

Well we recieved our court date in the mail today, we go to court on the 21st of the month. But she served me with yet ANOTHER eviction notice today b/c i didnt pay my rent yesterday and even though the lease states I have a 5 day grace period and a 30 do late period where as long as I pay it with inn 30 days of the due date they cant start eviction, not else to mention we have an open case right now on the price of rent. Funny thing there is only like one judge who oversees small claims and we will be going back infront of him for this new eviction. Do you think the judge will see that my landlord didnt like his origional decision to hear the case? I think she is cutting her own throat I mean common you are gonna bring 2 cases that are identical infront of the same judge at the same time that is just disrespectful of the judges time lol

no you look at the top of this page and see its in the bfbc2 thread lol

Yeah I noticed the toe thing myself but couldnt determine if it was the 40's style shorts or actual camel toe lol

Nice That is simply amazing. cant stop thinking about how much fun they would be

I like the poem PT Tball I completely agree with you my dad has rental property and I use to work for a guy as the clean up/repair crew for his rentals and yes MOST renters are filthy pigs. well most is a little harsh but a majority of them are pigs Well the Judge heard about 30 seconds of my defense and decided it needed to go to trial. Which means we will probally win. The court will mail us a trial date. I think its funny because by the time we go to trial there will only be like 30 days or so left in the lease anyways man is my landlord stupid. She just cost herself a bunch of money, oh and since it is going to trial I am not to pay her any rent until the courts can decide she so screwed herself

Thank you so much Ricko, no matter what the judge says I have to remember that everything happens for a reason so if the judge doesnt do his job correctly I just have to remember this there is a reason behind it that I might not understand right away

Well I have to go to court in an hour and a half to see if the judge is gonna evict us or if he will just call my looney landlord crazy lol. after reviewing even more letters for the crazy landlord this is what I found see if you can spot the fault in this logic "your expenses of living are outweighing what you are paying in rent for the 5 months and 3 weeks you lived here totals are as follows $520 for septic tank pumping $974 for heating lp $894 electricity $1200 rental taxes and Ins. per year (not a renters responsibility) she didnt say whats in the brackets $215 snow removal ( which we offered to do free of charge) $3808 is that total $2608 is the total that we have control over (even includes the snow removal) (rental taxes and ins isnt a cost we cause, has to be paid regardless of tentancy) we pay $750 a month $3850 is what we paid for 5 months of rental and utilities. We dont pay enough in rent to cover our expenses?????????????????????????????????????? Well hopefully the judge will take the time to look over the facts

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked, “Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

A lttle wierd Al always lightens the spirit

caper can I get that all access code?

I am a firm believer in avg free I use it on all my computers and I havent gotten a real virus..................EVER. I have been using avg since 3.00??? (i had a yahoo hacker virus but it was in yahoo not on my computer). I like it but be sure you dl it from a very trusted source

50c is still in the safe zone for cpu try blowin out all the dust

open multiplayer options in cod2 and hit enter key code your code will come up there

I love that sign need to get me one of those

cheese your avitar is funny as hell

Yeah I have to agree it is a little bit too bright then again I think the crysis is a bit to dark lol I guess I am like goldilocks

sorry sun tzu I missed it but here is a belated bday gift

Well thank you rusty but my bday isnt till june

I wanted to wish a wonderful happy birthday to all of those who were born today. May you be blessed with many more safe and happy years. Here is my gift to you boobies