Joe Canadian

Happy Halloween you idiots!! Have a nice one

Does anyone like watching this show? I don't buy it, its about some dudes who buy the contents of repossessed storage lockers without knowing whats inside and 99% of the time get fucked up. I find Barry Weiss kinda creepy

hxtr No doubt Joe... and I love her outfit... im sure Pete will want me to wear that once it arrives. I will make atleast another dollar or two per. Ha ha ha, let us know how it goes hxtr, any good canadian pimp should have some values and principles. Make sure you get a fair "cut" of the business, medical, dental and paid holidays. Condoms, lubes and toys are also on the pimp, just keep the receipts Joe

hxtr Joe Canadian hxtr Joe Canadian No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe Well Joe you were almost right.. she almost was a well you know if you watch the movie. It is a bad a movie but the beginning I was pissed and sad. Now.. kill the fuckers. But did not know but you were not far off. lol Your last post not this one. Hey hxtr, when I said nurse costume = a hooker, I was just making fun of what deerejon said about his daughter's halloween costume, never intended to say your daughter's made her look like one, she's indeed pretty and her costume looks fine to me >deerejon >"My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as >a hooker?? no way..." lol...." Cheers Joe good luck...... lol you know what I mean. Sure lol, dont worry too much either, you are a cool dad, Im sure you daughter is your biggest fan

BdogXI The hard part about having daughters (I have two, one is 13 one is 11) is that I was once a teenage boy and I remember very well what I wanted to do with teenage girls. Like Labob said, if we have done are job as parents, then we can let them go and hope that they follow the right path of life. But as someone else said, "My girls are not dating until they are 21." I have two daughters myself, a 7 year old and a 17 -soon to be 18-. She's pretty much "independent" now, goes to university in Montreal, far away from home and shares a big house with other students. I also remember very well what I wanted do with girls when I was 18 , but I cannot guarantee she wil not date anyone until she's 21. Thats all fashion thinking, I trust my girl, and I hope she makes the right choices in life... cheers Joe

tHE gLOVe Congratulations Joe! You are without a doubt the best sport ever. I truly enjoy playing on the DM server with you. We always have fun, even if its just us two. Btw, your game has improved quite a bit in the last month. Keep up the good work my friend :-) Thank you gLoVe, its fun playing with you as well, too bad most players here go to bed early, liKe 7:30 haha, I was exhausted last night, finished that round and went straight to bed. Yes, I have improved, I was good at dying, now I'm awesome, but I don't care, I just do this for fun.. yeah right

Welcome vondrake, I was the sob throwing nades at you and 2_many_beers a couple nights ago. Keep showing up and taking to beers while playing, you guys do a great job and keep me busy. Lol btw, beers, you are funny, are you usually drunk or that's just the way you are ? Just wondering, no offence intended Joe

Good to hear that the XI Store is open again, just wanted to let everybody know that Pimpdaddy is having a winter sale for those that might be interested. :-) Check these deals: Baby Blue w/Snow Leopard Valboa Trim Pimp Suit is selling for only $100!! "This baby blue with snow leopard trim pimp suit is one of the most popular colors on the site. It's a long time member of the Pimpdaddy® traditional line of pimp suits; it is not a low quality pimp costume you might find elsewhere. The pants are matching baby blue fabric and are unlined like the others in the traditional pimp suit line. This is an authentic Pimpdaddy® pimp suit and not a corner cutting fake other sites sell; you can tell by the snow leopard valboa trim which extends from the collar and lapels down to the bottom of the coat as well as the official Pimpdaddy.Com label. Do not pay more of your hard earned scratch for an imposter pimp suit. The material on this pimp jacket and pants is often called valboa; it is 100% polyester and has a wavy texture. The inner satin lining is also 100% polyester for durability and wrinkle resistance." They also have a great selection of hats like this one: and winter boots.... Time to gear up for those cold Albertan winters lol JK Cheers Joe

hxtr Joe Canadian No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe Well Joe you were almost right.. she almost was a well you know if you watch the movie. It is a bad a movie but the beginning I was pissed and sad. Now.. kill the fuckers. But did not know but you were not far off. lol Your last post not this one. Hey hxtr, when I said nurse costume = a hooker, I was just making fun of what deerejon said about his daughter's halloween costume, never intended to say your daughter's made her look like one, she's indeed pretty and her costume looks fine to me >deerejon >"My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as >a hooker?? no way..." lol...." Cheers Joe

T-Rat - Margaret Thatcher Fan Club Greetings, I know Lunkster is taken with her legs, but starting a fan club. I worry about you Lunk. Highest Regards, Here's a recent picture of Maggy for your fan club, cheers Joe

GorillaXI I thought it was you that gave Pimps a bad name? LOL Hahaha LMAO,

Baldie, have you checked your computer specs against BF3 minimun system requirements? I used to have a similar problem a few years ago with a new game. The problem turned out to be the cpu, not the video card, good luck Joe

hxtr Deerhunter... Bullshit. I learned to deal with it but at times I want to set things strait. Like I hate her POS lazy fucking boyfriend and I tell her.. just not like that. I plant seeds... but she needs a teddy bear... or a security blanket. She does not like to be alone and keeps boyfriends for a long time... freaking years. All have been nice guys but more like puppy dogs. Pisses me off... get a better one I tell her. hahahaha Hxtr, maybe she needs a CANADIAN boyfriend! they come in all shapes and flavours and are hard working individuals ..for the most part. What kind of father-in-law are you? haha, I dont know why but I can picture you being a pain... jk Joe

GorillaXI - Idiots Rule So I was listening to some music today and forgot that we have our own theme song by Jane's Addiction. Nice video Gorilla, how's the job hunt going? cheers Joe

Mr. Pain was on last night, he had been partying all day and was a bit drunk which made him a perfect target, lol, its always nice having Pain around

An illegal alien picks up a hooker "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. In broken English, he says, "Do you do illegal alien style?" "No," she says. "I pay you $200 to do illegal alien style." "No," she says, not knowing what illegal alien style is. "I pay you $300." "No," she says. "I pay you $400." "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do illegal alien style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could illegal alien style be?" So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was ok. So, what exactly is illegal alien style?" The illegal alien replies, "You send bill to Government."

Our Calgarian pimp should watch this... there's no escape, it might take a while but you will eventually be owned

deerejon Good Lord I thought I was alone..... My daughter is 16 and got the boobs and short dresses and shit.... Its tough watching daddys little angel grow up....how did she manage to get out the locked room man....I thought you'da had the windows barred too...lol... My daughter was showing her mother her nurse costume last night and I walked in and go..."What the hell? your going out as a hooker?? no way..." lol.... a nurse costume = a hooker? lol nice one

Welcome aboard

Wow, got a bunch of medals today including my 10000+ death anti-medal. you guys made my day, I have been smiling like an idiot for hours. Thanks again to Spanky, Paperman, Rockape and of course BlackBart who is a very nice person as long as he stays away from casinos, where he's been spotted demanding everybody to suck his dickie lol JK Cheers Joe

No idea who she's dressed up as, hxtr, but congratulations, your daughter is sure beautiful cheers Joe

Happy b'day Sponge, don't drink too much and if you do...make sure you are on to nade the hell out of ya lol

Welcome victimizer, you will have a lot of fun here cheers Joe

NickTheGrip We are awesome, aren't we - LOL Well done all. Wow Nick, nice avatar, that's a lot of meat yum!!

Blackbart LOL...Fuck You and suck my dik... haha nice video