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Joe Canadian That's very nice of you Pete, no wonder Gomer is back shooting more than usual haha. BTW, does the player with the most deaths get anything? Cheers Joe +1

Bigmeandean your sick and perverted but you fit right in here ! LOL! Lol

Happy b'day buddy, hopefully we'll see you back playing COD2 soon

Ferret It takes longer to load this page, than it does to download all the viruses from porn sites. But it's worth it when you get here Ha ha ha , good one Ferret,

Hey Gorilla, did you get this pic out of a family album? Is that you sitting on Santa's lap? You were sooo cute! JK dude Joe

Yeah, looks like WHITEBOY>XI< is the man, lets give it a couple more days to make sure more people have a say on this one. BTW, I just saw a disturbingly nice avatar, way to go widowmaker. Gotta go bib shopping, just wondering if I am going to find anything open this late! Cheers Joe

Welcome Casper

That's very nice of you Pete, no wonder Gomer is back shooting more than usual haha. BTW, does the player with the most deaths get anything? Cheers Joe

Crap, its really hard to follow this discussion on a Blackberry, but keep voting guys, WHITEBOY is leading "the polls" so far... ;-)

badmofof WTF i should be in this dammit !!! Absolutely :-)

We want htxr for president, yeah!!

Hi idiots, I'm not sure whether there is a medal awarded to the members whohave the best avatars or not, but I would like to go ahead and nominate mycandidates. Maybe we could vote for the best avatar each month, it would be funand an easy way for the post whores to increase their number of postings: So these are my nominees for best avatar, month of November, 2011: WHITEBOY>XI< Artimus Prime >XI< Nick The Grip >XI< We could also vote for the most creative and the worst avatar and award medals as well, Cheers, Joe

Happy Birthday Shamu! Joe

Awesome news, every time a new Canadian is born, the world becomes a better place

Congratulations on your first post doc and welcome to the forums. You wanna shoot someone? no problem, I can give you a long list of people to shoot here ;-) Joe

Gorilla likes eating his Dickmanns, but also has some talent!

NickTheGrip +1000 I was born and raised in the North West, one of the areas that she despised. Well, come to think of it, anything north of the Watford Gap was pretty much shit as far as she was concerned. In the late 70's and early 80's she went on an "anti-working class" crusade (that's what we called ourselves back then. not "middle class". Those were the jumped up prats who drove Rovers and wore Trilbies and voted Tory no matter what that put that worthless bitch in power) I spent months in the South Atlantic fighting a war that should never have happened, but did because of her. Just before the Falkands War (and yes, it was a war, not a "conflict") as SOB says, she was the most hated leader ever. She rode a wave of British patriotism back into power and continued to destroy the manufacturing base of our country. Turned one of the greatest nations in the world into a damn Service Industry country. To this day I am amazed at how many people still think she was great. I would not piss on her if she was on fire. What she did is why I left Britain to come to somewhere better. I hope she lives for another 20 years in a wheelchair, shitting in her pants and not knowing who she is. If I was her I wouldn't want to know who I was either. I've got to admit that I'm quite surprised by how much you Britshate this woman. I never liked her all that much either, but I remember her beingextremely popular, especially during the Falklands War. I happened to be inSouth America as a student when this war was started by the corrupt Argentinianmilitary junta, desperate to do anything to remain “popular” and stay in power.Everybody believed at the time that Argentina would start a war with Chile overthe Beagle Channel, but the junta decided that it would be easier to send anill prepared army to invade the Falklands instead. The rest is history but I think Maggie made the right decisionwhen she decided to send troops to retake the Falklands. I don’t like war, butsometimes it’s the only option… Cheers Joe

Blackbart I'm not familiar with windows 7 so I don't know...Does it have a compatibility mode that you could try?...ie run in xp... Yes it does Bart , the strange thing is that he can play other games but not cod2 dm specifically...

GorillaXI The first thing that came to my mind about this was the pastries I saw in Germany. Let me guess, your the one on the right. Haha good one Gorilla, but sorry bro, I'm the one on the left Do you eat a lot of dickmanns?

hxtr Joe Canadian Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single? mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. jk Lol, will think about it. JK :-) Shamus Ten Commandments are a bit harsh, thats why I was wondering if his daughter found someone... Cheers Joe

My wife usually watches TV while I play on the computer. She likes boringstuff like the "Cake Boss" and is always telling me to stop playingvideo games because they are "violent and stupid". She obviously misses a bigpoint here: The games I play are interactive. Cake Boss is not, unless you geta box of Twinkies and eat during the show. Interactive gaming is good because there's strategic thinking and problemsolving involved. It can actually make you smarter and is fun. TV watching is passive, sedentary and non-experiential. Watching too much"Cake Boss" can induce you into eating a lot of Twinkies. And Twinkiesare slow and silent killers. You cannot game properly and eat twinkies at the same time; therefore gamingis healthier than watching TV, right? Any idiots having the same issues at home? Do your wives support your gaminghabits? Just wondering, any input would be highly appreciated Cheers Joe

Welcome, hope you enjoy playing here Joe

Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single?

Shamu Halloween at one of my son's houses should be interesting. One of the kids has a very bad peanut allergy which can be quite a problem. So they have to figure a way to get the off limits peanut type candy away from him without creating a fuss.......... should be an interesting parenting dilemma. "No Reese's Peanut Cups for you my son!" We'll see how they sell that to a four year old. There is also a 5 year old who I suspect will suffer collateral damage. Hey Shamu when I was a kid there was no such thing as nut, peanut or coconut allergy, not sure if people if over cautious nowadays. ;-)