Wow....you all got lotsa tubby pics...your scarin me a little...lol
But you all did remind me of a story....In a family service business...we do emergency service 24/7 and use an answering service when the office is closed and would get dispatched by the ladies at the service....anyhow...there was one girl Margeret who sound unbeliveably hot...and after 14 to 20 hr a day workdays getting her to call you with your work was kind nice...she was hot on the phone, flirty as hell, all kinds of innuendo....so after about a year of flirting on the phone I was on call and it was slow so we were talkin on the phone and i figure...gonna go see if I can hit it...I was 20...always lookin to hit it...so I grab 2 coffee's and 2 doughnuts and head over to the night service offics and I get there and ask...Hey..where's Margeret?? The lady points over there and I had to do a double take....Margeret was sittin on 2 chairs...ROFLMAO...Gave her the coffee and doughnuts figurin I shoulda bought a dozen...left shakin my head and night service was never the same again... ;/