tsw 8.5

ladies

ORLANDO FLA..

right

now that was funny..about time some one fucked with them ..good job tex

and to top it off happy hump day idiots

here you go

good job you whore

yes M/B works great i got the pro for $ 16.00 for life but the free works great too

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Call-of-Duty-World-at-War-for-PC-Brand-New-Factory-Sealed-/351141813578?hash=item51c1aedd4a here it is free shipping great game

A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT... AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR... AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...GOOD LOOKING AND ALSO COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S. HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM ... HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY??? BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??' HE ANSWERS, "MADAM. .. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT, YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE . .."

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!

he has it now . i showed him and now that's 1 more .. but you will find tsw in BF3 more game modes to play and i like it too..BF4 is cool and all still like 3 ..

Nisty you have to remember HXTR is a idiot with a dick in his

i'll play it ..but ping to the uk sucks for me ..but good game ..still play BF 3 so have games to play if that don't cut it ..

a new map not the same shit but night .but that dice and ea for you ..full of shit ..

all that for 1 map that they just made in to a night map what a bunch of shit ..dice and EA are about sorry ..really you can't even give the people more then 1 fucking map ..that's 1 thing that made me stop playing the game so much.. they tell you all this crap.. then give you shit ..played it and if you don't have on thermals or night vision..your fucked ..as for me it sucks sorry not what i was hopping for ..

i have the pro and spent i think $12.00 on it 3 years ago..works great for me..

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Jimmy says: “I wanna start out as a Naval Aviator, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore in the country, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" Sarah responds "I wanna be Jimmy ’s whore.