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  1. Have a GREAT b-day!!!
  2. Fantastic picture Mr. B-man - beautiful young woman - tooooooooooo bad the ugly geezer next to her wrecked it - FU B-man!!!!
  3. I finally figured it out!!! Once a week Joe C.'s wife lets him out of the closet - but does she have to let him near the computer????
  4. What was the poem about again???
  5. Really nice work - keep it up - but if you try to do one of @@hxtr you'll go blind!!!
  6. But his is gay midget porn!!!
  7. Where do I get one?? Make that an even dozen.
  8. TBB

    oh yea

    Heard you have the same problem!!!!!! lol
  9. North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un debuted a new haircut — and a new ... eyebrowcut? — at a politburo meeting on Wednesday. The style is a variation on Kim's signature shaved sides, but with the top now sculpted into a high, wedge-shaped pompadour that sits atop Kim's head like a hat, or perhaps a small, dormant woodland creature. The North Korean despot accessorized his new look with partially-shaven eyebrows that now stop just above his pupils. This new haircut raises a number of important questions for anyone who follows North Korean politics. For instance: >XI< - better for washing @@hxtr's butt >XI< - improves muff diving! >XI< - in Korean symbology - FU B-man >XI< - reaction to seeing Google's baby pictures >XI< - excited about his date with GG >XI< - excited about his date with Noears >XI< - just heard that all the gay midget porn he has been watching is really LOM's home movies >XI< - heard Rugger is coming to dinner >XI< - heard iBoomBoom is member of the month >XI< - saw Loader's picture in the latest >XI< member thread >XI< - found out he is sitting on 7toes other 3 toes What instructions did Kim Jong Un give his barber that resulted in this style? Was it, "Hey, you know trapezoids?" Or perhaps, "You know my main priority is to ensure that my ears do not feel crowded, let's work on a 'do that really lets the old face-handles breathe"? Kim Jong Un famously adopted his shaved-sided, center-parted haircut as a way to signal connection with his grandfather and the country's founding leader, Kim Il Sung. Now the sides are still shaved, but the center part is GONE. What does it mean? Could it be that the the new style conveys an intent to embrace the legacy of his father Kim Jong Il, who also often sported a uniform crest of hair unbroken by any parting? Or is it intended to signify that North Korea, like Kim Jong Un's hair, is reaching new heights and cannot be stopped by gravity or any other natural force? Does his haircut sail majestically ever-upwards, unlike the North Korean Unha rocket that failed spectacularly after launch in 2012, breaking up over the Sea of Japan? Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut carry a warhead? Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut target Seoul? Will the haircut affect the possible resumption of the six-party talks on the future of North Korea's nuclear weapons program? Given the haircut's obvious strength, would it be prudent to consider it a potential party to the talks in its own right? Will the parties to the multilateral negotiations now be North Korea, South Korea, Japan, China, Russia, the United States, and Kim Jong Un's haircut? Is Kim Jong Un's haircut willing to negotiate in good faith? What are the haircut's demands? Is the haircut committed to to North Korea's Juche communist ideology, or is it a pragmatist? Would the haircut ever defect? What if, hypothetically, the haircut were offered access to a tourmaline-coated ceramic straightening iron and residence in the western city of its choice? How about some argan oil as a deal sweetener? Doesn't the haircut realize that it's so much more than just an appendage to Kim Jong Un? Why can't the haircut just believe in its own potential for once? Doesn't the haircut want to be a star? Hasn't the haircut ever heard the maxim "fall down seven times, stand up eight?" What does the haircut mean, "of course you'd quote a Japanese proverb"? Why would the haircut think that was meant to be a reference to Japanese occupation of the Korean peninsula? Why is the haircut suddenly so angry? Oh god what is the haircut doing? Is anyone else seeing this? Oh no is that —? Help?
  10. If it's true would I be spending my time saying FU B-man? FUFUFUFUFU B-man!!!!
  11. Google - I bequeath my Lifetime Pervert Award to you - you are undoubtedly a master(bater) at it - did you get your turn when they were done??? FU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!
  12. @Noears' family pictures - they're all Noears!!!
  13. Outside Inside
  14. He was looking for gay midget porn and this was the best he could do - by the way @@hxtr is in the middle - that way both ends get taken care of!!
  15. That's what happens when you look at LOM's home movies of midget porn!
  16. This would be the perfect thing for Noears to try - he would probably splatter on the first try so he could do it again!!!
  17. Have a GREAT B-day Van!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Just ask LOM for some of his home movies!!!! lol
  19. roflmao
  20. So the >IDIOT< with no ears is calling us extraterrestrials??? What about the human computer Google, and the human drink B-man, 7toes and the human Llama, and ..........................
  21. Really nice - great work!!! Any chance she could house break Google???
  22. Bet @@hxtr can name the owner of every dick in those pictures!!!
  23. Don't see any snow so must be South Florida!
  24. Happy Valentine's day to all the wonderful and beautiful >XI< ladies (and Loader)
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