pwrcrzy52 Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 31, 2010 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that's still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman excitedly states, "I'm a chicken farmer!" The accountant is puzzled, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted October 31, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Busy girl.I wonder how her "hen house" is holding up. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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