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A United States Marine was taking some college courses betweenassignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of thecourses had a professor  who was anavowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

 

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. Helooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD,if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give youexactly 15 min."

 

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

 

 It got down to thelast couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to theprofessor, and cold-cocked him;  knockinghim off the platform. The professor was out cold.

 

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on insilence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at theMarine and asked, "What in theworld is the matter with you?  Why didyou do that?"

 

The Marine calmly replied,

 

"GOD was toobusy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to saystupid

stuff and act likean idiot. So He sent me."

 

Can I hear Amen!



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That is a classic Shamu. It was on here a couple of months ago. But still a good one.



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Very good...I second that Amen...SmileSmile

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AMEN!!!



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AMEN!



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