WolfTiS Posted February 4, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee and A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
billyblade Posted February 4, 2011 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Share Posted February 4, 2011 nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm still laughing!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted February 4, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8135 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 02:53 PM Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 4, 2011 lMAO..G1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
YellowSnow Posted February 4, 2011 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Share Posted February 4, 2011 lmfao, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bushape Posted February 4, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Share Posted February 4, 2011 That was pretty good, Wolf. Thanks, lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 7, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18334 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20400 Achievement Points: 134325 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2011 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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