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STC (Senior Texting Codes)
 
Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears tobe a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you:
 
ATD: At The Doctor's
 BFF: Best Friend Farted
 BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
 BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
 CBM: Covered By Medicare
 CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
 DWI: Driving While Incontinent
 FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
 FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
 FYI: Found Your Insulin
 GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
 GHA: Got Heartburn Again
 IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
 LOL: Living On Laxatives
 LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
 OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
 OMSG: Oh My! Sorry - Gas.
 ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up
 TTYL: Talk To You Louder
 WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
 WTP: Where's The Prunes?
 WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
 GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In



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Good one DeeJay

I hope none of us need much of these any time soon.

Funny shit



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