WolfTiS Posted April 28, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Pres. Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello? President Obama?" a deep southern voice said, "This here's Archie down at Joe's Catfish Shack in Charleston, SC, and I am acallin' to tell all y'all up there in Washington that we are officially declaring war on you folks." "Well, Archie," Barack replied, "this is, indeed, some very interesting news. How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moment's calculation, "there's me, my cousin Harold and my next door neighbor Randy plus the whole dart team here in Hooters. That makes 8 of us!" Barack paused. "I must tell you, Archie, that I have one million men in my army and they are waiting to move on my command." "Wow," said Archie, "I'll have to call you back." A few minutes later, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, this war is still on. We managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Archie?" Barack asked. "Well, we got us a coupla combines, a bulldozer and Harry's tractor." Obama grinned and sighed.... "I must tell you guys, Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,0000 armored personnel carriers and I've increased my army by one and a half million since we spoke a few minutes ago." "Lawdy mercy!" said Archie, "Lemme get back to ya." A few minutes later, Archie called back. "Mr. Obama, I'm sorry to say it, but we have had to call off this here war we been talkin' 'bout." "Well, Archie, I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart, if I may I ask?" "Well, I tell you, prez, it's like this," said Archie. "We've sat ourselves down and had a chat over our sweet tea and we jus' come to realize that there ain't no way we can afford to feed two million prisoners!" SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted April 28, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8813 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 3300 Achievement Points: 62183 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 28, 2011 I've been to Joe's catfish shack! LOL Yeah that sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asylumn Posted April 28, 2011 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4149 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:10 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted April 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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