Merlin007 Posted July 22, 2011 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 72 Topic Count: 1165 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8650 Content Per Day: 1.59 Reputation: 7628 Achievement Points: 77361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 08:24 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted July 22, 2011 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars'. 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo Shit. It means someone stole the tent.' Awards
TBB Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 299 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22816 Content Per Day: 3.94 Reputation: 24164 Achievement Points: 161700 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 461 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 27, 2011 Good one - thanks. Awards
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