Shamu Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted November 9, 2011 THEDEAD COW LECTUREFirst-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomyclass with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with thebody covered with a white sheet. Theprofessor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it isnecessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that younot be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example,the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow,withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"he told his students. Thestudents freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turnssticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. Wheneveryone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second mostimportant quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on myindex finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher ifyou're stupid."
Sweatnbullets Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 213 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 820 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 521 Achievement Points: 5654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 06/06/1963 Device: Windows Posted November 9, 2011 Fucking Sheep.... Awards
Dstraktd Posted November 9, 2011 Member ID: 2794 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 186 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1080 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19, 2012 Birthday: 11/11/1976 Posted November 9, 2011 hahahahahahahahahaha, good one shamu!
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