Kansas88 Posted October 12, 2012 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Device: Windows Posted October 12, 2012 At a winery warehouse the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A homeless street person, drunk and with a ragged dirty look, came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old fella tried it and said, “It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable.” “That's correct,” said the boss. “Another glass, please.” “It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.” “Absolutely correct. A third glass.” He calmly said, “It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive.” The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The old fella tried it. “It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father.” jimboom and little_old_man 2 Awards
jimboom Posted October 12, 2012 Member ID: 3766 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 70 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 126 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 117 Achievement Points: 1681 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/02/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 13, 2021 Birthday: 03/20/1968 Posted October 12, 2012 :hrhr: lol good one mate
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