pwrcrzy52 Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted January 26, 2010 How Adam Got Eve Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion And that it would be a woman.. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, And when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !! Awards
FullProof Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 423 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 159 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2012 Birthday: 08/28/1983 Posted January 26, 2010 maybe im slow but i dont get it lol
Sonovabich Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted January 26, 2010 Adam and Eve had 2 children, Cain & Abel, Cain murdered Abel, mmmm so where did the rest of the fucking population come from!
KrazyLarry Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 743 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 37 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 235 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 08/23/1966 Posted January 26, 2010 The rest of the babys were delivered by the stork and little grey people from parts unkown . Boy , i sure could open up a can of worms on this topic . Warning ... SKYDADDY loves you but dont piss him off , cause hell burn you in hell for eternity . Well i guess i have caused enough damage to the holly rollers . Peace out . Love ya all
YellowSnow Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Posted January 26, 2010 cynic maybe im slow but i dont get it lol God took one of Adam's ribs to create women..... nice real nice cynic Awards
7Toes Posted January 26, 2010 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27251 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Posted January 26, 2010 ok there were a arab and a irianin and a red neck biker god told them they each get one wish the arab ask for 40 virgins and wealth beyond his dreams poof god granted it .the irainin ask god to build a 5mile high wall around all of the middle east to keep all infedels out.poof god granted it. now the redneck biker kicked back popped open a beer and ask god what is this wall thing god said it is a massive wall 5miles high and surrounds the middle east the biker leans back smiles and said for his wish fill it with water Awards
Juggernaut Posted January 29, 2010 Member ID: 562 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 48 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 457 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 1 Achievement Points: 2776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/15/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 18, 2024 Birthday: 07/12/1975 Device: Windows Posted January 29, 2010 cynic maybe im slow but i dont get it lol ... you´re not slow! The Problem is ... you´re not married!!!
Sonovabich Posted January 29, 2010 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted January 29, 2010 The story goes that God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve (woman singular, not plural) and even if he did make woman (plural) who the hell shagged them all to get the rest of the population,Cain? Abel? would'nt that be tantamount to shagging their Aunties.
CaptNut Posted January 29, 2010 Member ID: 106 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 177 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 956 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7, 2020 Birthday: 10/28/1975 Posted January 29, 2010 DAMNIT PPL ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!
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