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    How Adam Got Eve

 

  

  Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

 

  How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

 Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

 

 

 

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

 

 

 Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

 

 

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

And that it would be a woman..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,

 

 

 And when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,

 

 

 And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

 

 

 She will praise you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 She will bear your children.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and

 

 

 passion whenever you need it.'

 

 

 

 

 

 Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

 

'An arm and a leg.'

  

  

 

 Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

 Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!

 

 

 



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maybe im slow but i dont get it lol



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Adam and Eve had 2 children, Cain & Abel, Cain murdered Abel, mmmm so where did the rest of the fucking population come from!Undecided



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The rest  of the babys were delivered by the stork and little grey people from parts unkown . Boy , i sure could open up a can of worms on this topic . Warning ... SKYDADDY loves you but dont piss him off , cause hell burn you in hell for eternity .  Well i guess i have caused enough damage to the holly rollers . Peace out . Love ya all001.jpg



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cynic
maybe im slow but i dont get it lol

 

God took one of Adam's ribs to create women.....

 

nice real nice cynic



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ok there were a arab and a irianin and a red neck biker god told them they each get one wish the arab ask for 40 virgins and wealth beyond his dreams poof god granted it .the irainin ask god to build a 5mile high wall around all of the middle east to keep all infedels out.poof god granted it. now the redneck biker kicked back popped open a beer and ask god what is this wall thing god said it is a massive wall 5miles high and surrounds the middle east the biker leans back smiles and said for his wish fill it with water


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Posted
cynic
maybe im slow but i dont get it lol

... you´re not slow!

The Problem is ... you´re not married!!! pleased.gif



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The story goes that God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve (woman singular, not plural) and even if he did make woman (plural) who the hell shagged them all to get the rest of the population,Cain? Abel? would'nt that be tantamount to shagging their Aunties.Undecided



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DAMNIT PPL ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!


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