MTNMAN52 Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 343 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she repliedproudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!" Edited June 4, 2013 by MTNMAN Blackbart, Sonovabich and Angel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angel Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2013 LoL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 273 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18320 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20384 Achievement Points: 134230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 4, 2013 So that's why my doctor took mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? Edited June 4, 2013 by SgtHarryWeezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 273 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18320 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20384 Achievement Points: 134230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 02:59 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! That could well be. Does that also affect your length, cause I don't seem to be the man I once was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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