MTNMAN52 Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 09:08 PM Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she repliedproudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!" Edited June 4, 2013 by MTNMAN Angel, Sonovabich and Blackbart 3 Awards
Angel Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 103 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 LoL!
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22106 Content Per Day: 3.86 Reputation: 23585 Achievement Points: 157419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 441 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 40 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 So that's why my doctor took mine! Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 612 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7657 Content Per Day: 1.76 Reputation: 7236 Achievement Points: 53702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:46 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? Edited June 4, 2013 by SgtHarryWeezer Awards
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22106 Content Per Day: 3.86 Reputation: 23585 Achievement Points: 157419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 441 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 40 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 612 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7657 Content Per Day: 1.76 Reputation: 7236 Achievement Points: 53702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:46 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! That could well be. Does that also affect your length, cause I don't seem to be the man I once was? Awards
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