MTNMAN52 Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes, I am," she repliedproudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. "The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!" Edited June 4, 2013 by MTNMAN Angel, Blackbart and Sonovabich 3 Awards
Angel Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 103 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 LoL!
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 291 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21198 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22856 Achievement Points: 152015 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 So that's why my doctor took mine! Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? Edited June 4, 2013 by SgtHarryWeezer Awards
TBB Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 291 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21198 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22856 Achievement Points: 152015 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! Awards
HarryWeezer Posted June 4, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 4, 2013 OMG she's HOT!!!!! Those perky lips and captivating eyes, that slightly upturned nose... I want to suck her face!!! Did you happen to get her phone number Mtnman? You have been looking at pictures of Llama far too long my boy! That could well be. Does that also affect your length, cause I don't seem to be the man I once was? Awards
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