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Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you;

but don't let a kiss fool you.

 

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs

for downstairs merchandise.

 

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.

 

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words

are a sober man's thoughts.

 

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in,

you take it out,

and you lose interest.

 

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...

A one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

 

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have

than to have the mate you do not want.

 

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex.

Neither is any good if you don't get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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I totally agree with Confucius man!



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Confucius also say:

 

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.



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Posted

Confucius also say:

 

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.

 

What was that Confucius saying about men who drive big cars or carry big guns? Lol. :rofl:


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