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When the appetizers, main course dishes and dessert have very fancy names...

And the are way overpriced....

And  you see 11 people working in the kitchen...

And another 13 tending the tables...

And you have to wait 45 minutes to get a table, in spite of your reservation...

And when you finally get to the table, 8 dollars don't buy you anything but a glass of house wine...

And $7.50 a can of (local ) beer

And when the main course arrives...

You get 2 microscopic pieces of steak, 5 Brussels sprouts and 1 potato divided in two for a dish called :Steak Dianne...

Who the fuck is Dianne?

And why is she so cheap?

 

And the kicker....

 

You leave the restaurant. You were a guest, so no worries about paying the bill...

 

 

But you end up driving 2 hours looking for an open restaurant in Downtown Vancouver, or Burnaby because you ARE starving

 

And they all turn you down because they  close at 11:00PM (WTF?) on a Saturday...and its 10:45pm

 

So you end up having chicken wings at  a sports bar with your underage kids, your 20 year old daughter and your wife...

 

At around midnight...

 

True story... and the moral is... I hate fucking Brussels sprouts or "choux de Bruxelles"

 

They  that taste like crap, and they are not a broccoli, not a cabbage, or a cauliflower, they are Brussels sprouts..

 

And Steak Dianne is an American Dish not French lol

 

 

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Diane is derived from Diana, "goddess of the hunt".

She is associated with wild animals so a good choice, Joe! :lol::santa:

 

I have always favoured Italian restaurants, personally, though pasta isn't my thing.

I always seem to get a good meal, including steak.

 

The Brussels sprouts, unless you are a heart patient, are very good for you and

were taken to North America by French settlers.  They are an essential vegetable

at the English Christmas Dinner.

 

Have a very Merry Christmas! :santa:



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Brussels sprouts in a french restaurant ? Hahahaha never saw that in my entire life ! Come to Paris Joe i'll show you a few "real" restaurants !!


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