iboomboom Posted February 22, 2014 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30034 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 07:00 PM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Share Posted February 22, 2014 I don't think this is about cows... TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour...COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milkFASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milkNAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots youBUREAUCRATISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and thenthrows the milk awayTRADITIONAL CAPITALISMYou have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economygrows.You sell them and retire on the incomeROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISMYou have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened byyour brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemptionfor five cows.The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.The public then buys your bull.SURREALISMYou have two giraffes.The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.AN AMERICAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You sell one, and force the other toproduce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse whythe cow has dropped dead.A GREEK CORPORATIONYou have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.You still only have two cows.A FRENCH CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want threecows.A JAPANESE CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and producetwenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona andmarket it worldwide.AN ITALIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows,but you don't know where they are.You decide to have lunch.A SWISS CORPORATIONYou have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.You charge the owners for storing them.A CHINESE CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.AN INDIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You worship them.A BRITISH CORPORATIONYou have two cows.Both are mad.AN IRAQI CORPORATIONEveryone thinks you have lots of cows.You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATIONYou have two cows.The one on the left looks very attractive...See More daMike and jumper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted February 22, 2014 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted February 22, 2014 The sounds like a good job: AN ITALIAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows,but you don't know where they are.You decide to have lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FRENCHI Posted February 22, 2014 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 105 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.50 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Share Posted February 22, 2014 un peut tordu ta vision des choses boom boom lol . J es 70 vaches et c est beaucoup plus simple on me prend tout mon lait et on me fait perdre de l argent.... On m explique ( les ecologiste et l europe ) qu il me faut me mettre aux normes européenes et avoir du lait payé au prix mondial ..... J es des vaches parceque j aime les animeaux et que je me fou du fric ..... Bien sur je ne suis pas content quand je ne peut pas payé le crédit de ma maison ou de mes investissement obligatoire MES je suis heureux quand je rentre chez moi que je retrouve mes magnifique enfants et que je s ai que mes animeaux ce sentent bien chez moi et j es la chance d avoir un peut de temps a moi que je partager avec la famille XI . Beaucoup de fermier ce sont suicider dans mon pays ces derniére année au rythme de 1 tous les jours pendant quelques année mais personne n en parle .... Quand a moi j es chercher des solution pour survivre dans ce monde et ne pas passer sa vie au travail en est une . ... Je comprend mes collégues qui travaille plus de 12 heure par jour et qui n ont pour bénéfice que des pertes d argent .. Mais les banques n accepte pas que tu perde de l argent bien longtemps ... Quand a moi j essaye de ne pas dépassé 10 heure de travail par jour et de gardé au moins 2 heure pour me changer les idées . Il faut travailler c est indispensable mais il ne faut pas ce tuer au travail c est la seule solution pour etre mieux da,s sa vie ... Et si on te demande par qui celà a était écrit tu leur répondra : par un petit paysans de l aveyron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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