AbuXI Posted August 29, 2014 Member ID: 27198 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 195 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 238 Achievement Points: 2042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/17/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1968 Device: Windows Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) Deckard decided to go on a summer cruise for his holidays. Alas luck was not with him and disaster struck, as the cruise liner sank and Deckard barely escaped by jumping into a life boat. Eventually, he ran aground on a deserted island with barely enough fresh water and food to survive. Weeks went by without rescue and then one fine afternoon a beautiful vision of a woman in a cut-off dive suit rose out of the water. Deckard was stunned as she was his dream girl; with the legs, huge breasts and ass to die for. She approached and he explained the huge disaster that had befallen him. The beautiful woman, who now realised she would be trapped alone with Deckard, started to flirt with him. She said in a rather sexy voice, "I have something I'm sure you've missed while you've been here, in my left zip pocket." She pulled out a whiskey hip flask! Seeing Deckard's obvious pleasure the woman edged closer and she whispered, "I have something else in my right zip pocket I know you'll enjoy." Deckard began to get really excited, with the flavour of Ol' Jim still on his lips, he asked, "What is it?" He watched as this hot vision of a woman teased out the finest Cuban cigar he had ever seen. Dusk was falling and the waves lapped onto the beach. The woman gave Deckard a little giggle and got up. She started to unzip her wet suit so slowly, inch by inch, soon to reveal the huge magnificence hidden there. She said, "We'll be here all alone for who knows how long and I have something in here that I know you've missed and wanted for these last weeks" By now Deckard had risen from the floor. His hands were trembling with anticipation and his heart beat so hard in his chest. He just couldn't believe her words. He looked into her eyes and asked, "Don't tell me you got Wifi?" Edited August 30, 2014 by AbuXI Damit1, Onyx, Nisty* and 2 others 5 Awards
TBB Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21033 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22794 Achievement Points: 151080 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 26 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 30, 2014 Deckard must be an >XI< IDIOT!!! Noears711XI 1 Awards
Noears711XI Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 189 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1940 Achievement Points: 19609 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 8, 2022 Birthday: 07/09/1957 Posted August 30, 2014 LMAO Thank you Abu Awards
Damit1 Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 1188 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 258 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1692 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1355 Achievement Points: 15036 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 21, 2024 Device: Android Posted August 30, 2014 I think Deckard is @@Abu and he is an Idiot! Awards
FRENCHI Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 107 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Posted August 30, 2014 pauvre deckard lol Awards
Damage_inc- Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted August 30, 2014 if you have to scroll down a page the joke is too long and alot of people wont read it all btw Awards
Onyx Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 7547 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 714 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 621 Achievement Points: 5030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4, 2020 Birthday: 07/10/1984 Posted August 30, 2014 if you have to scroll down a page the joke is too long and alot of people wont read it all btw Scroll down Are you reading on a tablet or phone? It barely filled half my laptop screen :/ Awards
TBB Posted August 30, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21033 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22794 Achievement Points: 151080 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 26 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 30, 2014 if you have to scroll down a page the joke is too long and alot of people wont read it all btw No problem - no one in the clan is smart enough to read anyway!!! Awards
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