JohnnyNashville Posted September 18, 2014 Member ID: 25938 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 346 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 1496 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 290 Achievement Points: 13343 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Device: Windows Posted September 18, 2014 A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, form school one day whena big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following alongfor a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want togo for a ride?" "NO!", says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, Iwill give you $10 if you hop on the back". "NO!", says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. Themotorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, mylast offer! I'll give you $20 and a big bag of candy if you will just hop onthe back of my bike and we will go for a ride". Finally the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out, "LookDad, you're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley. YOU RIDEIT!".
TBB Posted September 18, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21033 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22796 Achievement Points: 151083 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 18, 2014 Good one!! Awards
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