loaderXI Posted April 26, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6420 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 6496 Achievement Points: 54365 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 01:02 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2010 Old Timers Sex This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, with a chuckle, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. "I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.", so he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, 'This is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.' As the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted April 26, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted April 26, 2010 lmao nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted April 27, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted April 27, 2010 LOL...That's a good one...Now just exactly where is that fence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RuStY Posted April 27, 2010 Member ID: 1056 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 527 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 2789 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2013 Birthday: 09/28/1970 Share Posted April 27, 2010 nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacherxi Posted April 27, 2010 Member ID: 716 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 147 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 20, 2015 Birthday: 09/07/1954 Share Posted April 27, 2010 If I knew where I left the magnifying glass I could find my willie I would take the missus there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rebel Posted April 27, 2010 Member ID: 1044 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/15/1990 Share Posted April 27, 2010 haha funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted April 27, 2010 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted April 27, 2010 i have had that on a washer with a short in it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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