djMot Posted December 16, 2015 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted December 16, 2015 A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said,"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for itThe blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!" ldoz, TBB, NumNutz and 4 others 7 Awards
NumNutz Posted December 16, 2015 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted December 16, 2015 I'll drink to that... djMot 1
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