DEEJAYKEG Posted March 14, 2016 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted March 14, 2016 A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied – "My husband's cheque book!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, 'Husband – the Master of the House'? Sales Girl: "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 2nd floor." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret? Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day." Next day he says: "Today is a fine day." Again next day, he says same thing – "today is a fine day." Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – "since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What's the matter?" Husband: "Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you." KaptCrunch, azzkikr, AyaqGuyaq and 5 others 8 Awards
Syckle Posted March 14, 2016 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 432 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 326 Achievement Points: 5584 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Posted March 14, 2016 lol!!! Awards
WarDragonXI Posted March 16, 2016 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Posted March 16, 2016 lol good ones Awards
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