Fish

[NORESPECT4U]

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

 

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?

Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.

Warden: your pet fish? How's that?

Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.

Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!

Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)

Warden: well this I got to see!!

5 minutes later...

Warden: well??

Man: what?

Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??

Man: what fish??

 

 

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[AyaqGuyaq]

Lol.  Reminds me of the game warden that heard someone was "dynamite fishing" in a local lake.  He camouflaged his skiff and hid until day-break to see if it was true.  Sure enough, a hillbilly from Tennessee (same place Ramistar is from) motored out to the middle of the lake, lit a stick 'o dynamite, and threw it in the water. 

 

After the resultant explosion, he used a net to scoop the floating fish out of the water.  The warden motored out to the guy and said, "I caught you, that's a $1,500 fine!!!  You can't be dynamite-fishin' in these waters!!!" 

 

The fisherman calmly bent down and picked up another stick of dynamite, lit it, and tossed it to the game warden.  He said, "You gonna stand their yappin', or are you gonna go fishin'?"

 

(cricket sounds . . . yet again.  Sigh)  Lol.  Ayaq