Lunkster Posted April 12, 2016 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 61 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1358 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 1737 Achievement Points: 10716 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Posted April 12, 2016 An elderly gent walked into his local doctor, seeing it was very busy he approached the reception desk & waited his turn in the queue "Good morning Sir" Said the receptionist "What are you here for today?" He smiled at the receptionist and replied "I have a problem with my penis" The receptionist, rather embarrassed said "You can't come in here & say things like that out loud Sir!!" "Why not? You asked me what was wrong so I told you" "You've caused some embarrassment to all the ladies in the waiting area! You should have said there is a problem with my ear or something and then discussed the issue with your doctor in private!!" "Well, you shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone" replied the man before walking out of the surgery. He waited several minutes and then returned to the reception desk. "Good morning, may I see the doctor please? I have a problem with my ear" he said The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Certainly Sir, what is the issue with your ear?" "I can't piss out of the damn thing!!" BUDMAN, TBB, Aracefan and 3 others 6 Awards
Duffy Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23954 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 129 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 59 Achievement Points: 818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:40 AM Birthday: 01/03/1968 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 brilliant lol Awards
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