Kill Posted May 6, 2017 Member ID: 24025 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 88 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 779 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/30/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/01/1972 Posted May 6, 2017 How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A BUCK-EN -Ear LOL STARPICKET 1 Awards
Kill Posted May 6, 2017 Member ID: 24025 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 88 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 779 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/30/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/01/1972 Author Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and...? A: A penguin falling down the stairs! Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A: The crane! Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over! Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk! Edited May 6, 2017 by Kill AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
Sammy Posted May 6, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.91 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted May 6, 2017 He's not dead. He's resting. Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 7, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted May 7, 2017 Lol, @Kill. Coupla new ones for me. Question for you, sir: How do you keep a blithering, drooling dolt in suspense? Any guesses? Answer for you, sir: I'll tell you tomorrow. Lol, yet again? Ayaq Awards
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