Sourtap Posted July 30, 2017 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1413 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2205 Achievement Points: 14733 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 10:09 PM Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) A Dutch, French and Belgium guy were sailing on a ship when it started to sink. All three went swimming for their lives and they made it to an Island in the middle of nowhere. A tribe of cannibals came up to them to 'welcome' them. The head of the tribe says 'you can live here, but you gotta fulfill one assignment. You have to walk to the forest and return with 100 pieces of fruit.' All three of them go into the forest to collect the fruits. The French guy is the first to come back with 100 blueberries. The head of the tribe says: 'now, you gotta stick them in your butt without laughing. If you succeed, you may join the tribe. If you laugh, we will cut your head off and eat you'. The French guy does the job without laughing and joins the tribe. The Dutch guy then returns with 100 strawberries and gets the same assignment. He puts them in his butt one by one and everything goes great. All of a sudden, at strawberry #99 he bursts into laughter. His head is cut off and he is eaten by the tribe. When he gets into heaven, the Big Guy upstairs asks him why he started laughing, because he was nearly there and was doing a good job. The Dutch guy replied: 'I saw the guy from Belgium come back from the forest with 100 coconuts'. Edited July 30, 2017 by Jeroen v.2 L!ckALotAPus, TBB, JohnnyDos and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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