list of dad jokes

[Pingfuzzboi]

1. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

2. What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

4. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

5. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

6. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

7. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

8. The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.

9. Have you ever tried to milk a cow which has been cut in half? Udder madness.

10. Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

11. What do you mean June is over? Julying.

12. Why is Kylo Ren so angry? Beause he’s always Ben Solo.

13. These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.

14. Why did the candle quit his job? He felt burned out.

 

ecks dee.

[TBB]

OUCH!!!!