Scarlett Posted June 16, 2019 Member ID: 26781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 696 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 5654 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/08/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2019 There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably - especially the men. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday." TBB, Angelz, VHS2 and 7 others 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 17, 2019 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Lol, Sweetheart--you're still "batting 1,000." Unlike my buddy, @RobMc . . . Ayaq P.S. - LMFAO!! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MikeB Posted June 18, 2019 Member ID: 59 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2109 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 2327 Achievement Points: 15107 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:42 PM Device: Windows Share Posted June 18, 2019 You know whats prettier than "roses on a piano" ????? .............Tulips on an organ !!!! AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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