Say what?

[HarryWeezer]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"

"It tell me somebody stole tent."
 

[TBB]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping again when they were surrounded by hostile Apaches.  After a short time of fighting they both ran out of bullets.  The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says - "well old friend - I don't think we are getting out of this one alive".  Tonto replies - "what's this we  bit white man???"