Dogg Posted August 6, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 23 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 6, 2020 I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"So, you're drunk." Me:"But I didn't drink anything." Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it? Me:"A motorcycle." Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me:"I have no idea!" Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer:"A prostitute of course." Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... STARPICKET, Dot80, TBB and 4 others 2 5 Awards
TBB Posted August 6, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 309 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23899 Content Per Day: 4.04 Reputation: 25050 Achievement Points: 168181 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 504 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 6, 2020 ROFLMFAO Awards
EastCoast50 Posted August 8, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 20, 2025 Device: Windows Posted August 8, 2020 I used to conduct a roadside test (SFST) privately reserved for the blatantly impaired drunks. It ended up with them walking forward ... one arm on their hip and the other extended outward. When they walked towards me (us), I would say, "He she comes Miss America!" (regardless of gender). Then handcuffs. None of them ever figured it out. Saved lives, but still funny. Awards
RobMc Posted August 8, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 422 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6278 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9989 Achievement Points: 68036 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 168 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:45 AM Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 8, 2020 2 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: When they walked towards me (us), I would say, "He she comes Miss America!" ( Wasn't that you walking towards them buddy ???? EastCoast50 1
rexbowan Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2364 Content Per Day: 0.91 Reputation: 2096 Achievement Points: 16841 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:50 AM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2020 LOL Good one! Awards
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