Hickeydog Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Posted September 1, 2010 So I was going for some Bondo Auto Filler so I could finish up my Master Chief costume. After searching and searching through the bowels of the auto department, I finally find my prize. It was sitting on the bottom shelf. So without thinking, I squat down to grab it. And RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP. I feel a HUGE hole open up on my ass. And I don't wear underwear in the summer heat. So here I am, holding a gallon of Bondo Auto Filler, with a massive hole in my pants, exposing my white ass for anyone who cared to look. I took a quick glance down the the isle to see if anyone saw. Nobody was in side. So I quickly pull my pants up around my nipples and yank my shirt down. That seemed to cover it up pretty well. I made a mad dash for the checkout lines and squirted through the express lane. I'm sure somebody saw, and I hope they enjoyed the view, but nobody mentioned it. All I can say is, thank god for 2X size t-shirts.
Dark Asylumn Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2010 lmao Awards
Hickeydog Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Author Posted September 1, 2010 Just about. I look a look at the hole, and it goes from my belt all the way down to crotch.
HarryWeezer Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 1, 2010 You "squirted" through the express lane? Who cleaned that up? Awards
Sun Tzu Posted September 1, 2010 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Posted September 1, 2010 LMMFAO
GorillaXI Posted September 2, 2010 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted September 2, 2010 They do sell jeans or boxers if you wish at Walmart. HAHA...
cspears Posted September 2, 2010 Member ID: 26 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 50 Topic Count: 223 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1545 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 10604 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 25, 2019 Birthday: 01/18/1979 Posted September 2, 2010 LMFAO.
SGTDANKO Posted September 2, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted September 2, 2010 LMFAO!!!!!
AyeAyeRon Posted September 2, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted September 2, 2010 SgtHarryWeezer You "squirted" through the express lane? Who cleaned that up? LMFAO !!!!!!!!! Awards
PnBear Posted September 2, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:50 AM Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted September 2, 2010 did they sell it at hole sell..or rip.. you off. so this means no half ass job now. thats toooo funny.... hope your not on fuuny people at walmart http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798 Awards
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