RobMc Posted October 10 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 383 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6159 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9808 Achievement Points: 66921 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 159 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 10 After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , Florida and anywhere in Wales major-mark63 1
TBB Posted October 10 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 302 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23088 Content Per Day: 3.98 Reputation: 24327 Achievement Points: 163264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 468 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 10 2 hours ago, RobMc said: After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , Florida and anywhere in Wales Did you tell @Essssieeee and @Icequeen that in your case you forgot to light the banger??? Icequeen, RobMc and KaptCrunch 3 Awards
RobMc Posted October 10 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 383 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6159 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9808 Achievement Points: 66921 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 159 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted October 10 4 minutes ago, TBB said: Did you tell @Essssieeee and @Icequeen that in your case you forgot to light the banger??? Be a nice surprise around Christmas Icequeen and TBB 2
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