Todays offering

[RobMc]

I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body .Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer?

Little boy: "Dad, can you make a sound like a frog?"
Dad: "Course son, why do you ask?"
Little boy: "Because mum says when you croak we're going to Disneyland...."
 

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to f*** off.

Edited 2 hours ago by RobMc

[KaptCrunch]

rock-on 

she won't tell or swell,  some carefree naughty times  LoL  i know  its a jioke but its a poke 

Edited 1 hour ago by KaptCrunch
getting wiser not older