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daMike reacted to deerejon in 60 lbs...Bavarosa, Dominican Republic this AM
if you look close I got my XI shirt on but in the excitement I forgot to show it better
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daMike reacted to Tron in Name Change ShakaZulu to Tron
I said it was "one" of my favorite movies.
Sorry my taste in movies doesn't align with yours.....what's your favorite?.....Brokeback Mountain perhaps? :-)
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daMike reacted to Warface in Name Change ShakaZulu to Tron
i dont find it offensive but am saddened that tron is your favorite movie
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daMike reacted to blackcat in What things would you like to see on the website
I'd like to see the free wall papers again, like we used to have a while back.. maybe some hot looking men also... hehe..
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daMike reacted to iboomboom in Two Cows
I don't think this is about cows...
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
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COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.
SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...See More -
daMike reacted to codpiece in 2 Cellos play AC/DC's Thunderstruck
You don't like classical music? Try this video on for size!
http://www.2cellos.com/us/video/2cellos-thunderstruck-official-video
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daMike reacted to KingStinger! in What I do for Work.
Been curious as to what you XI folks do for a living? Or did for a living as i assume some of you are retired..
Share what you do/did if you will..
I have an interesting job, fun at times and serious others. I work in an Iron foundry.
Our majority line of work is molding parts for Freightliner & Western Star trucks. Parts for farm machinery as well such as Case New Holland. Also me make millions of tie plates for the railroad industry, main customer is Narstco Industries in Texas.
Here is some picture off the things that happen at my work..
Building the molds.
Heating the metal
Pouring into the Molds
Busting the molds.
Robot Grinder cleaning the castings/parts up. This particular part is a Cab Support Bracket for a Freightliner Truck.
Enjoy
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daMike got a reaction from BillyBuerst in Girls with their head up their arses :-)
http://www.superstarmagazine.com/ross-sisters-crazy-breakdance-from-1944-will-leave-you-speechless/
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daMike got a reaction from HellKid in Girls with their head up their arses :-)
http://www.superstarmagazine.com/ross-sisters-crazy-breakdance-from-1944-will-leave-you-speechless/
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daMike got a reaction from eidolonFIRE in How to remove a ring from a swollen finger
all i'm gonna say - BOLTCUTTER - and not for the ring
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daMike got a reaction from BillyBuerst in My Town
Odense, Denmark
https://www.google.dk/search?q=odense+pictures&client=firefox-a&hs=F1m&rls=org.mozilla:da:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=gafzUo-OJ-m6ygPOioLYCg&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1920&bih=1018
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daMike got a reaction from Sonovabich in My Town
Odense, Denmark
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daMike got a reaction from HellKid in Something about thoose girls.....
http://themetapicture.com/and-this-is-why-women-live-longer-than-men/
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daMike got a reaction from KaptCrunch in Something about thoose girls.....
http://themetapicture.com/and-this-is-why-women-live-longer-than-men/
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daMike got a reaction from eidolonFIRE in Something about thoose girls.....
http://themetapicture.com/and-this-is-why-women-live-longer-than-men/
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daMike got a reaction from TBC_Shaggy in Clan MEMBER BOOBIE POST
Personally i wouldnt mind posting my good looking male body in here.....i just need to build it first
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daMike got a reaction from MissD in Clan MEMBER BOOBIE POST
Personally i wouldnt mind posting my good looking male body in here.....i just need to build it first
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daMike reacted to little_old_man in Noticed an increase in website traffic
A lot of men in San Francisco log onto our web site to use Duc's signature as masturbation material.
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daMike got a reaction from Sonovabich in Possible reason why we are seeing so many "Double posts"
SOB - could it be the thing with your eye again!!??