Hi all well first of all this is my 100th post since joining in feb this year.(Did i hear someone say post whore?) LOL well thought i would share a couple of jokes in the spirit of things, sorry if they are re post
Why men prefer guns.
1. You can trade in an old 45 for a 22.
2. You can admire a friends gun and he will let you try it out.
3. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Strong Man.
Two old drunk men are sitting at a bar when the first one says, " Ya know when i was 30 and i got an erection i
could'nt bend it, even if i used both hands. By the time i was 40, i could bend it about ten degrees if i tried really
hard. By the time i was 50, i could bend it about 20 degrees, no problems. I am going to be 60 next week and now ican bend it in half with one hand!". So?, says the second drunk, whats your point? The first drunk repies, " Well, im just wondering how much stronger i am going to get!".